Breaking News:

[OrangeEmpire]

Breaking News from Vatican City:

The Pope has caught the Bird Flu and his condition is being monitored.

Sources say that the Pope caught the Bird Flu from a Cardinal.

 

[Orange-Neck]

link?

 

[tidwell]

lol

 

[dan4vols]

:birgits_giggle:

 

[OWB]

Breaking News from Vatican City:

The Pope has caught the Bird Flu and his condition is being monitored.

Sources say that the Pope caught the Bird Flu from a Cardinal.

Because of this, George W. has waged war on the bird flu and will bomb the Canary Islands immediately.

 

[LadyinOrange]

:lol:

Y'all KILL me.

 

[dan4vols]

Because of this, George W. has waged war on the bird flu and will bomb the Canary Islands immediately.

Git 'er dun lil texas....

 

[USAF_Vol]

link?

Hook.....line......sinker.......reel em in OE :lol:

 

[Orange-Neck]

I heard he caught it from Michael Jackson.

 

[GAVol]

link?

Are you high right now?

 

[tidwell]

I heard he caught it from Michael Jackson.

Unsuccessful attempted save.

 

[GAVol]

Unsuccessful attempted save.

I think at this point I'd leave the thread and act like nothing happened.

 

[USAF_Vol]

I think at this point I'd leave the thread and act like nothing happened.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[overseasorange]

link?

Washington -- President Bush announced today that his long time friend, Jethro Bodine, will head up the 9/11 "Blue Ribbon" Commission to investigate events leading up to the 9/11 intelligence failure.  "Mr. Bodine is one of the few experts in our nation that has the skills needed to 'cipher' all of the complex events that led up to the 9/11 disaster."  said Mr. Bush. 
Later in the day Jed Clampett,  Jethro's former guardian, stated:   "I must admit that I was surprised when I heard the news.  George and Jethro have always been the best of buds.  They just love it when the San Diego Chicken comes a callin'.  And lord knows,  I really do love those two knuckleheads, but if brains was lard, neither one these boys could grease a pan.  If n' ya knows what I mean."

 

[Orange-Neck]

Okay I'm stupid. I don't understand these catholics. Their pope looks like the Emperor from 'Return of the Jedi'. It could happen.

 

[USAF_Vol]

Way to be a good sport orange neck!

 

[volnuts]

LOL

 

[milohimself]

Good game, guys.

 

[tidwell]

Good game, guys.

:lol:

 

[Orange-Neck]

Your feeble viruses are no match for the power if the pope side

 

[thunder5]

Symptoms of the bird flu:

Headache
Fever
Aching Joints
Nausea
An uncontrollable desire to krap on someone's windsheild