I'll put Hat on the SCOTUS too - and he has to write all the opinions. OE can't write any opinions because they would be 3 words: government equals failure!
First thought was GSVOL as Ambassador to the Middle East, but figured that was too easy. Instead make him the Press Secretary... sessions would never be shorter than a few hours, and would imagine most members of the press would not know how to respond.
Could see Droski as a solid Secretary of the Treasury.
IP head of the EPA
MG new CEO for GM
LG new CEO for Fannie/Freddie
GS would have to be Director of Homeland Security
NYY House Majority leader
Kiddiedoc surgeon general
Tradition would head FEMA
UTMBA head of the SEC