gsvol
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I cant find my crackberry!
Is he watching himself on TV?
Thank you for calling Big Bubbas Burgers. Please press 1 for English.....
But, But, Mr Soros, Ive tried to do everything just like your people told me-but its just not working. The little people just wont do what I tell them to do.
I just need more time, Sir. If let me have this job for another term I promise, I promise I can get the job done.
Can I get fried rice with that?
Help Mr. Wizard, I dont want to play President any more!
Joe....How do you pronounce C O R P S ??
"Hello China? I know I am a bad credit risk, but I could use a few more trillion. I have this fantastic idea of buying up all the foreclosures and renting them to the poor...No...I am not drunk... Hello? Are you still there?"
I sent yall a check lass week. Whatchal mean you gonna come get this furniture!?!?
No tee times? NO TEE TIMES!
Do you know who I am!
Hmmmm.....why is Bidens hold music TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT?
Yes Michelle. I cleaned up after the dog. Put away the socks that were on the floor and loaded the dishwasher.
Can I go golfing now?
Hey OJ, Im gona need to post bail soon, who did you use?
"I'm calling to confirm my vacation reservations at Martha's Vineyard...right, that's O-B-A-M-A...no, I won't hold...do you know who I am?!"
Get my investments out and buy gold.
"Thank you for calling tech support."
Press 1 if you need help running a country"
Press 2 if you need help getting re-elected"
Press 3 if you need to speak to a fellow marxist"
Press * if you didn't understand these choices"
8:50 tee time, are you kidding, it's my birthday, I can't get to the course before noon at the earliest."
Just a minute, let me go get someone who actually cares
Jimmy Carter puts Obama on hold.
What do you mean that it will cost me 4 trillion dollars to buy a clue?
"Barry? Larry Sinclair finally remembered the encryption key to his hidden Limo-Cam files..."
What do you mean, the campaign donation check from Al Qaeda didnt clear? Light a fire under those deadbeats! Theyre swimming in oil money!
BR-549? Is Junior there? I have a bunch of electric cars to unload. Gotta jump-start the economy quick.
Obama: "Hello? Who is this?"
Robovoice: "Hello, we are calling on behalf of the Sarah Palin PAC..."
AT LEAST HE'S LEARNED HOW TO USE IT NOW.......................
