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[RoaminVol]

"I'm with stupid"

 

[dooleydiesel28]

"My uncle owns the Cadillac dealership I got the escalade from"

 

[ManningBerry#1]

Who is that?

 

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"my cousin...errr...girlfriend will be here in a minute to answer some qurstions too"

 

[OrangeDog]

"my cousin...errr...girlfriend will be here in a minute to answer some qurstions too"

Same thing.... right?

 

[1utfbfan]

No, my mom had that six figure job in Tuscaloosa prior to me signing my letter of intent to Alabama.

 

[Int'lVOLofMystery]

"I'm not a smart man."

 

[RoaminVol]

Is it bad that I read all of these post in a southern Alabama accent?

 

[utvolmaniac]

"Er...let's see. 1 plus 1 is....er, um, er, 3!"

 

[AllVol68]

Old McDonald had a what? Thats easy! A farm
Now can you spell it? Thats easy too! E I E I O

 

[RoaminVol]

"See down in the great state of Alabama, we have a law that makes us able to marry our relatives."

"You remember that troll from the Goonies we have plenty of them where I am from."

 

[Coach Grizz]

"I told her, if she ain't good enough for her daddy or brothers to take her virginity she aint good enough for me"

 

[vol4life03]

" I just want to thank Jim tressel for all my tattoos " and the memorabilia nick Saban signed for the tat shop!!!!

 

[OrangeDog]

"I'm not a smart man.................."

...........so I had to go to bama. They wer able to put me on akidemic skolership to save one of those athletick ones fer sumbody els. That Sabun dude is as smart as a elf......... & looks like won two.

 

[VOLnMiami]

"Mah daddy married his sister but it didn't effect me."

 

[VolunteerTitan3]

Seriously, who is that?

 

[GLDunlap]

My hair reminds you of who? Dave Hart? Man I'm done this is some bull**** up in here

 

[VolunteerTitan3]

Aww hell, is that Sunseri's boy? I see a resemblance.

 

[OrangeDog]

don't know

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

"No sir, it wasn't my bag of weed". "I don't know who's it was, sir".

 

[volboy81]

"I'm with stupid"

I'm with stoopid....oh..wait.. No, I AM stoopid.

 

[carpbc]

Yeah, I think I know Sal Sunsuri. Ain't he the guy we sent to help Dave Hart ruin the athletic department at Tennessee? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's the one.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

"Yeah, I gave the other guy herps. So what, wanna fight about it? Aye yo Frankie, this mook wants to talk about them crotch sores. Yo, Adrian!"

 

[tennezz]

Yep, I wus the validicktorum! My muther wanted to be here but she had to have a hystorectum!

 

[DERELICK_MY_VOLS]

"Duhhhh coach says play football and duhhh ummm I get to eat duhhhh cookies dat my momma uhhhh momma made for me.....hee hee hee. Duh clipper machine tickles duh ears on my head when momma shaves my hairs. Coach duh Sabun says momma has to cut those hairs duhhumm short so that helmet thingy will go over my big cranamium....or something like dat durh for safety so I have no more brain
pains. My daddy says this letter on my pretty shirt is an A for ahhsumm and this here little check mark thingy is cuz I dunn good stuff for momma & daddy!"