Butch - "Trying to remember why I am starting this guy. Hmmmm...."
Ferguson - "Man, I didn't think I sucked bad enough to start behind this joker."
Dobbs - see Ferguson
Butch: " If i had a Delorean I'd get that sucker to 88mph and go back and Butch slap Derek Dooley for leaving me this Worley and that slow defense that even he can't complete a pass against."
Ferguson: "Butch Gets it."
Dobbs: "So for a rocket to be going 5000mph the circumstantial evidence shows it will take so many light years to make it to the next galaxy. Oh. Did you say you needed someone to understand the playbook?"
Butch: hmmm cheese pizza from Mellow mushroom or hamburger from Mickey d's?
Ferg: coach, Worley just hit the receiver in the back.
Dobbs: dang, the wind isn't even blowing and that ball was flapping like a duck!