VolunteerHillbilly
Spike Drinks, Not Trees
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I was reading about this concept and something seemed strangely familiar. Then is hit me like a bolt of lightning. In Joseph Heller's Catch-22 there is a wonderful bit about Major Major's father who was paid by the government to not grow alfalafa:
"[Major Major's father's] specialty was alfalfa and he made a good living out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make sure that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. "As you sow, so shall ye reap," he counseled one and all, and everyone said, "Amen."
"[Major Major's father's] specialty was alfalfa and he made a good living out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make sure that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. "As you sow, so shall ye reap," he counseled one and all, and everyone said, "Amen."