The thing about checkering TAMU is that ... I just ... don't feel much of anything about them? I really don't. I think it has something to do with the really werid cult cheers they do. Or maybe it was that cornball "HI SEC" commercial they did all those years back. I just can't with them. I mean, if it's a big ranked game, okay, sure, I can then, but otherwise, they're just so ... dopey.
Meanwhile South Carolina is a big bunch of baby-stealing dog-kicking mayonnaise-swirling lardwaffles and I want to see Tennessee crush them so thoroughly that the coroner has to scrape their remains in ziplocs. I don't want them to suffer, I want them to be beyond suffering. That, to me, is worthy of some kind of special gameday energy.
I don't know who to checker in such a situation.