TheVolunteer002
I was just foolin' about
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Alright alright everybody calm down. We've been here before. Let me get the checklist out:
- Pre-season hype: ️
- Unwarranted gloss for young new QB: ️
- Bad offensive line play: ️
- Abhorrent play calling: ️
- Playing not to lose: ️
- Talented: ️
- Still losing to teams with less talent: ️
- Losing road conference games: ️
- Inexplicable choke job game: ️
- Blowout loss to one of our biggest 3 rivals: incoming (️)
- Munchos Chili Cheese Bowl brought to you in part by Diet Dr. Bob victory to hype up our fanbase next year so we can pay $500 for Tennessee vs ETSU nosebleed tickets WITH A 10% "GIMME MORE MONEY DUMMY FEE": also incoming (️)
I'm mad, yes. I'm also venting. We do this every year and crap our pants in at least one of these games before having a middling season.
Arkansas tried at least 10 times to hand us that game and we sat on our hands and said no thanks.
So let's drudge through the rest of the year, drop 2 or 3 more games, whip some woeful ACC/BIG 10/Group of 5 school of the blind in December, hibernate til spring, and start the delusion again
There is not ONE excuse for losing this game. BVS is back on the menu.
- Pre-season hype: ️
- Unwarranted gloss for young new QB: ️
- Bad offensive line play: ️
- Abhorrent play calling: ️
- Playing not to lose: ️
- Talented: ️
- Still losing to teams with less talent: ️
- Losing road conference games: ️
- Inexplicable choke job game: ️
- Blowout loss to one of our biggest 3 rivals: incoming (️)
- Munchos Chili Cheese Bowl brought to you in part by Diet Dr. Bob victory to hype up our fanbase next year so we can pay $500 for Tennessee vs ETSU nosebleed tickets WITH A 10% "GIMME MORE MONEY DUMMY FEE": also incoming (️)
I'm mad, yes. I'm also venting. We do this every year and crap our pants in at least one of these games before having a middling season.
Arkansas tried at least 10 times to hand us that game and we sat on our hands and said no thanks.
So let's drudge through the rest of the year, drop 2 or 3 more games, whip some woeful ACC/BIG 10/Group of 5 school of the blind in December, hibernate til spring, and start the delusion again
There is not ONE excuse for losing this game. BVS is back on the menu.