Chris Berman

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had to be drunk, he was slurring his words like no other tonight. That, and the fact that he is annoying as hell.
 
#2
#2
Never understood the icon status of Chris Berman. He was sort of a novelty on Sports Center in the 80s. Everything after that has been underwhelming.
 
#3
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Never understood the icon status of Chris Berman. He was sort of a novelty on Sports Center in the 80s. Everything after that has been underwhelming.

WOOP!

Then here's another shot at tackling him and....

WOOP!

I'm with you. Annoying as hell.
 
#8
#8
You know you are on the cutting edge when you are doing your song and dance for Applebees commercials.
 
#10
#10
Its a shame that ALF didnt make it out of the 80's but the Berman schtick did.
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#14
#14
"Coming up ,.........ON..........Tha Bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz, we're going OUT,....to LAM---BO--FIELD, where the Packers are taking ON the Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee men, and this one was no contest, Eli Manning flushed from the pocket WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Takes it in himself from 5 yards out, and then on the return, UH OHHHHHHHHHH, the Pack goes,...rumblin stumblin,.....FUMBLE!!!! and the New York Giants recover. Your thoughts on that Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuws? Never mind, theres no time. On the very next play, from their 22, Eli with the pass,.....over the miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddle. TOuchdown!!!!

So, Eli and company with an easy one, there in Green Bay, but next week, they head west to face, Tha Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiderz.

Until then, thats all for this weeks episode OFFFFFFFFFFFF, Tha Bliiiiiiitz. Now its Back,back,back,back,back,back,back to you Stewart."

- Chris douchebag Berman.
 
#15
#15
"Coming up ,.........ON..........Tha Bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz, we're going OUT,....to LAM---BO--FIELD, where the Packers are taking ON the Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee men, and this one was no contest, Eli Manning flushed from the pocket WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Takes it in himself from 5 yards out, and then on the return, UH OHHHHHHHHHH, the Pack goes,...rumblin stumblin,.....FUMBLE!!!! and the New York Giants recover. Your thoughts on that Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuws? Never mind, theres no time. On the very next play, from their 22, Eli with the pass,.....over the miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddle. TOuchdown!!!!

So, Eli and company with an easy one, there in Green Bay, but next week, they head west to face, Tha Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiderz.

Until then, thats all for this weeks episode OFFFFFFFFFFFF, Tha Bliiiiiiitz. Now its Back,back,back,back,back,back,back to you Stewart."

- Chris douchebag Berman.


Haha, well done.
 
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