If folks don't quit making disparaging remarks about this recruiting season, I'm going to start asking for addresses and I'm going to come visit you all personally and punch you in the noggin until you admit youre a dumb, trailer-park-trash, illiterate.
(Actually, I'm an old, fat, worn out white guy who couldn't punch a ticket, much less the most of you youngsters, but hey, it sounds great doesn't it?)
Listen fellers (I know it's misspelled, but that's how I say it; you didn't know fellows had an r in it, did you?) we've got one of the, if not THE BEST class incoming we've ever had.
Let's just keep our fingers crossed that we don't lose any on signing day.