Cliches of this year's NFL Draft:

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TXA&M07

TXA&M07

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Have a little fun and count up the number of times these are used by "the experts"

Spider 3 Y banana

Utility guy

Serviceable back

"da raaaaaaiiiiiiiduhs"

3rd round steal

Pocket presence

Throws down the field

Great vision



Frankly I cant stand watching the network when these clowns all gather for their annual pissing contest. I find it laughable that so many of them repeat the same phrases over and over in an attempt to pass themselves off as experts. They're all guilty of it, but alas, I can find humor in most things.

Feel free to add your own.
 
#9
#9
I like it best when Kiper gets visibly butt hurt when another "expert" disagrees with his opinon.

One of these days he's gonna go off on a 4 letter word laced tirade that will be so epic, it'll make Mike Leach and Bobby Knight cringe.

Kiper lives on tilt 24/7/365. Its really just a matter of time.
 
#10
#10
The fact that still let him do the HR Derby is beyond me.

Hell, even Stu Scott has started to wear thin on me.

I miss Trey Wingo and Jay Mohr.
 
#11
#11
TXA&M07 said:
I like it best when Kiper gets visibly butt hurt when another "expert" disagrees with his opinon.

One of these days he's gonna go off on a 4 letter word laced tirade that will be so epic, it'll make Mike Leach and Bobby Knight cringe.

Kiper lives on tilt 24/7/365. Its really just a matter of time.
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"Ya know, most QBs are 6' 2" or taller. This guy is 6' 1.5". That's a big concern, Jon. I don't like this pick one bit."

"That's f****** BS, Mel! It's half a damn inch! What's your problem?"

"*Babbling rage from Kiper*"

"Whoooooooop!"

Every time
 
#12
#12
Berman: Well, with that pick gentlemen, I can , I can say, I guess yaaa know uhhhhhh it IS whatitis.

Jon: Youre right Boom but theres just one thing ya gotta remember bout this guy. Thisis a guy right her with the intangibles. Youre talking bout a guy with a sub 4.5 40, runs great in the flat, and isint afraid to knock some heads down there. This is my kinda Footba player.

Mel: Coach I think youre wrong there and heres why, the guys listed at 6'3, 220 and I just dont see that transistioning into becoming a featured back in that offense, you've already got depth at the position, youve got needs on the defensive side of the playing field, and

Todd: Hold on Mel, Mel MEL!

Mel: What kid?

Todd: Your hair is f'd up Mel.

Mel: Sonofa..........
 
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TXA&M07 said:
I like it best when Kiper gets visibly butt hurt when another "expert" disagrees with his opinon.

One of these days he's gonna go off on a 4 letter word laced tirade that will be so epic, it'll make Mike Leach and Bobby Knight cringe.

Kiper lives on tilt 24/7/365. Its really just a matter of time.
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Didn't he troll the Colts' GM a couple of years?
 
#18
#18
Some woman reporter yesterday on ESPN threw out like 18 clichés in a row. It's hard to watch sometimes.
 
#19
#19
Watching a little now as they prepare for their big night. They're already falling all over themselves. This cluster f is just comedic gold when you consider how very silly the whole production has become.
 
#20
#20
I think I enjoy the antics more than I do seeing where the players end up. The entertainment value is great if you don't take it too seriously.
 
#24
#24
Agreed. Or how about comparing these kids right out of college to veterans.

News flash you idiots: No one is Tom Brady'esk. No one is Revis Island'esk.

You cant add an "esk" to a f'ing proper noun and sound like you make sense.
 
#25
#25
Had a decent pro day, but had a terrible combine = concern.

Ummmm yeah, ya think. He had two pre-scheduled chances to show off and it sounds like he sucked at both.
 
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