Club Trillion on the SEC

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Club Trillion's Only Partially Biased SEC College Basketball Spectacular - The Triangle Blog

I think he's done a pretty good job with most of his breakdowns so far, but the end of his statement of "player you should root for" had me absolutely dying.

But more important than anything else, Davis has a unibrow. I’ll say it again: The no. 1 recruit in the country, who is currently playing for the no. 2-ranked team in the country, has a unibrow. As of right now, the only unibrow in sports that I can think of that rivals his belongs to Joe Flacco. This means that if Davis has a monster year, leads Kentucky to the Final Four, and doesn’t make thousands of guys across America want to quit fantasy football forever, there’s a chance he could single-handedly make the unibrow cool, which would undoubtedly be the greatest accomplishment of his life.