Comments from Tuscaloosa

[DocVol]

I am in Tuscaloosa this week on business (not pleasure, clearly), and since I left visited College Station last month and left my comments, I shall do the same for Bammer.

1) I thoroughly dislike this town even more now.
2) Roll Tide doesn't even make sense but I keep seeing it.
3) There are definitely more reds, hicks, hillbillies and white trash here than I expected.
4) It smells so foul here....like rotting trash mixed with upper lip.
5) I have not been able to find the "nice part" of town yet.
6) I feel uncomfortable here and I used to live in Memphis.
7) Gas is more expensive here (I guess because people don't want to travel here by choice).
8) I think I got mugged today and didn't even notice it.
9) Rite Aid sells SINGLE, warm, aluminum pints of Miller Lite on the end caps in the office supply aisle for $1.50 each.
10) The local mall I visited today was blasting OUTKAST and LUDACRIS and the locals were dancing whilst shopping.

Get me the **** outta here.

I'm here for the week, just settling in. More to follow I'm sure....unfortunately.

V,B

 

[Coach Grizz]

Sounds to me your affraid of black people and rednecks lol!!
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[DocVol]

Sounds to me your affraid of black people and rednecks lol!!
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Just rednecks and the occasional mullet. If it's a mullet on a redneck, forget it.

 

[DocVol]

Sounds to me your affraid of black people and rednecks lol!!
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Oh yeah, forgot the obligatory, "RACIST, IMO" comment.

 

[Chad44]

Sounds like Knoxville to me. :hi:

 

[Coach Grizz]

Other than the fine females on campus, it's pretty much a dump!!
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[DocVol]

Sounds like Knoxville to me. :hi:

Not one of those points describes Knoxville. You could make an argument for #3 but even that is a stretch as Ttown has Ktown beat by an LARGE margin.

 

[Lawrence Wright]

6) I feel uncomfortable here and I used to live in Memphis.

That speaks volumes...I got lost in Memphis 4 years ago when we played at Ole Miss. :unsure:

 

[BeecherVol]

That speaks volumes...I got lost in Memphis 4 years ago when we played at Ole Miss. :unsure:

Not the ideal place to be lost.

 

[Lawrence Wright]

Not the ideal place to be lost.

I thought I was headed for a cameo appearance on The First 48.

 

[NeylandArmy]

That speaks volumes...I got lost in Memphis 4 years ago when we played at Ole Miss. :unsure:

Having lived in Memphis for four years, let me say that I am glad you made it out alive.

 

[DocVol]

Having lived in Memphis for four years, let me say that I am glad you made it out alive.

Tuscaloosa seems to be the love child of Whitehaven and Orange Mound.

 

[NeylandArmy]

Tuscaloosa seems to be the love child of Whitehaven and Orange Mound.

making my first trip there this year, do they at least have the quality high school football that those two poophole communities have?

 

[Spartacavolus]

Having lived in Memphis for four years, let me say that I am glad you made it out alive.

When you hit streets that are named after states, get the eff out.
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[lumberjack4]

ain't nuthin wrong with outkast

 

[Coach Grizz]

Not one of those points describes Knoxville. You could make an argument for #3 but even that is a stretch as Ttown has Ktown beat by an LARGE margin.

Hell, it's good ol boys, rednecks etc all across the south. You'll run into them everywhere.
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[DynamiteMcGhee]

Sounds like Knoxville to me. :hi:

 

[Daloth]

Outkast wrote Hey Ya and Ms. Jackson

To Hate on them is to hate on some fairly excellent music (even Rolling Stone put Hey Ya in the top 300 songs of all time)

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Outkast wrote Hey Ya and Ms. Jackson

To Hate on them is to hate on some fairly excellent music (even Rolling Stone put Hey Ya in the top 300 songs of all time)

Even more reason to hate it.

 

[Daloth]

You must have no taste in music for the past twenty years then to not enjoy Outkast.

 

[DocVol]

You must have no taste in music for the past twenty years then to not enjoy Outkast.

Oh no, I can appreciate Outkast fo' sho'. Just a strange choice over elevator music or easy listening for an all day mall selection.
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[VolunteerHillbilly]

First, Tuscaloosa is pretty lame when compared to other SEC college towns like Athens and Oxford. I don't know how it compares to Fayetteville or wheverever the hell Miss State is located. Second, who goes to malls anymore and why?

 

[Shaun1985]

haha one of the funniest post I've read all year because it's true!!!!!

 

[SamRebel35]

Get me the **** outta here.


V,B

I find myself saying the same thing about Homestead Fl at least 10 times per day. Only thing is, I'm here for at least another month.

 

[KnoxVillain]

I thought I was headed for a cameo appearance on The First 48.

You probably were.