Confederate Southern American?

[VolInMn]

Federal Eye - Eye Opener: Group wants southerners to put 'Confederate Southern American' on the Census


Good idea or not so much? :ermm:

 

[utvolpj]

well I don't believe asking for an IQ is legal so this works instead

 

[IPorange]

well I don't believe asking for an IQ is legal so this works instead

Nice.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

thats ra-tarded


shoud just remove all labels.


Replace it with

Natural Born Citizen Yes___ No____

 

[NYYVol]

They could allow them to put that, or the guv'ment could just count total sales of "Git 'Er Done" hats. Both would give an accurate count.
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[GASOUTHERNVOL]

I never thought Larry The Cable Guy was funny in the slightest, it annoys me so badly when I hear that crap

 

[hohenfelsvol]

thats ra-tarded


shoud just remove all labels.


Replace it with

Natural Born Citizen Yes___ No____

Well, then that excludes me. I was born in an Army hospital in Nuremburg, Germany. Thanks alot buddy.

 

[kev20]

his stand-up is, surprisingly, good to me for some reason.

 

[NYYVol]

I never thought Larry The Cable Guy was funny in the slightest, it annoys me so badly when I hear that crap

I'd rather sit through 24 hours straight live tapings of the Ellen show before Larry the Cable Guy.
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[GASOUTHERNVOL]

haha hate it ho, you are an alien

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

his stand-up is, surprisingly, good to me for some reason.

never cared for it, it was way too over the top

I'd rather sit through 24 hours straight live tapings of the Ellen show before Larry the Cable Guy.
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haha very true. He is not genuine. Of all the blue collar folks, Ron White was my favorite

 

[KB5252]

I'd rather sit through 24 hours straight live tapings of the Ellen show before Larry the Cable Guy.
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I'm not really a fan of Larry the cable guy either but I think you go too far. I would rather gouge my eyes out than sit through a taping of her show.

 

[KB5252]

never cared for it, it was way too over the top



haha very true. He is not genuine. Of all the blue collar folks, Ron White was my favorite

I'm with you here.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Of all the blue collar folks, Ron White was my favorite

Ditto

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

I'm with you here.

Ive seen him live in savannah at the Johnny Mercer Theater. We had front row seats, and yes you can definatly tell that is actualy scotch in his glass

 

[T-TownVol]

"It's gunna be a good day Tater"

 

[kev20]

Ron White is awesome!

 

[VolInMn]

I had the right to remain silent.....I just didn't have the ability.:dance2:

 

[BigPapaVol]

Give me Jerry Clower and send the rest packing.
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[Lexvol]

Give me Jerry Clower and send the rest packing.
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"Knock him out John....AWWWW"

"Just shoot up here amongst us...one of us has got to get some relief!"

 

[BigPapaVol]

"Knock him out John....AWWWW"

"Just shoot up here amongst us...one of us has got to get some relief!"

Ain't but one thing that monkey hates worse than a racoon, and that's a lyin' coon dog.

Sure, how would you like it, 3 3s and a 6, 2 6s and a 3 or 5 3 dollar bills?
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[Lexvol]

Ain't but one thing that monkey hates worse than a racoon, and that's a lyin' coon dog.

Sure, how would you like it, 3 3s and a 6, 2 6s and a 3 or 5 3 dollar bills?
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"God told me the first time he saw that dog he thought he was a lion too"

"He would rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on the ground to tell you the truth"

 

[BigPapaVol]

Jerry, don't eat that bananner, I took one bite of mine and went stone blind.



Jerry, where was you when lightnin' struck the flyin' Jenny.
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[BigPapaVol]

Jerry, that fella made you so mad, I killed 3 of his cows.
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[Lexvol]

Jerry, that fella made you so mad, I killed 3 of his cows.
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One of my all time favorites.