Conway Twitty...the Musical???

[Lexvol]

OK. This is for Broyles, and GS and some of the other old timers on the board. I'm flipping through the Lex Herald Leader Weekend section and see that the 'Possum is playing Rupp. Having never seen GJ live, I think I may try and go.

However in the top right of the add it says "Featuring Conway Twitty...The Musical". I laughed, only becuase Conway Twitty music was some of my first exposure to sex. He taught the value of layin girls down and looking at them in tight fittin' jeans.

I wondered how can you do a Conway Twitty musical without nudity? I say it is impossible!

 

[hohenfelsvol]

They'll have to perform on stages at Gentlemen's clubs around the nation. Something I may just have to put on my list to go see.

 

[volfan2024]

FYI, George Jones and his wife, right around Christmas, invite people out to their home on a Friday night for like 4 hours, to view the Christmas decor they have around his premises. The one caveat is to bring an unwrapped gift for a child. The following day they deliver the toys to the needy. This year they had about 4 (box/truck) loads of toys.Nice humanitarian jester on his behalf.

 

[NochNoch]

However in the top right of the add it says "Featuring Conway Twitty...The Musical".

That's just about the coolest thing I've read in quite a while, and I love ho's idea about it being done in a gentleman's club. I would go see a lot more musicals if there were all done there.

 

[rbroyles]

Gee thanks lex, is there supposed to be a link?

A new preacher decides to go visit some of his members. He just happens to look just like Conway Twitty.

The first house an elderly lady answers the door and exclaims "it's Conway Twitty". The preacher says 'No mam, I'm the new peacher come to visit.

This goes on for the next four visits, but at the fifth stop a beautiful sexy young thing answers the door in a revealing negligee and says huskily, "my goodness it's Conway Twitty". The preacher says "Hello Darlin'".

 

[Lexvol]

Gee thanks lex, is there supposed to be a link?

A new preacher decides to go visit some of his members. He just happens to look just like Conway Twitty.

The first house an elderly lady answers the door and exclaims "it's Conway Twitty". The preacher says 'No mam, I'm the new peacher come to visit.

This goes on for the next four visits, but at the fifth stop a beautiful sexy young thing answers the door in a revealing negligee and says huskily, "my goodness it's Conway Twitty". The preacher says "Hello Darlin'".

:lolabove:
I can tell you've never been this far before!

No link. It was a paper add. On second thought...

http://www.conwaytwittymusical.com/index.htm?id=13942

 

[rbroyles]

Hey get this, the show is booked here in Bristol at Viking Hall.

 

[JSB2277]

something bout this thread title just made me laugh hysterically

 

[rexvol]

how crazy is it that the old Twitty City is now the home of the Trinity Broadcasting Network.