Cuba's best pitching prospect defects

[Axion Jaxion]

21 year old lefty Aroldis Chapman. He pitched in the WBC and had control issues, but the kid's stuff is unquestionable. Who wants to bet he signs with the White Sox?

Aroldis Chapman, top Cuban pitcher, defects - ESPN

 

[JZVOL]

Is he moving to Cali?

 

[Axion Jaxion]

Is he moving to Cali?

If the Padres, Giants, Dodgers, A's, or Angels sign him.

I hear he needs a good deal on a cell phone though.

 

[JZVOL]

What are you talking about?

 

[vols kick balls]

You don't get drafted if you defect from another country.

 

[JZVOL]

Did you not know the Yankees drafted Jose Contreras?:crazy:

 

[Axion Jaxion]

You don't get drafted if you defect from another country.

My bad. In the heat of an e-battle with a registered imbecile, I forgot all about the stories of Dayan Viciedo, Jose Contreras, "The Cuban Missile", Kendry Morales, Dice-K, Hideki Okajima, Yasuhiko Yabuta, Kaz Fukumori, Masahide Kobayashi, Takashi Saito, Ichiro Suzuki, Kenji Johjima, Hideo Nomo, Kaz Sasaki, Michael Ynoa, Yorman Rodriguez, Juan Duran, Julio Teheran, etc. (I could keep naming for an hour)

My apologies for having a brain lapse, vkb.

 

[JZVOL]

My bad. In the heat of an e-battle with a registered imbecile, I forgot all about the stories of Dayan Viciedo, Jose Contreras, "The Cuban Missile", Kendry Morales, Dice-K, Hideki Okajima, Yasuhiko Yabuta, Kaz Fukumori, Masahide Kobayashi, Takashi Saito, Ichiro Suzuki, Kenji Johjima, Hideo Nomo, Kaz Sasaki, Michael Ynoa, Yorman Rodriguez, Juan Duran, Julio Teheran, etc. (I could keep naming for an hour)

My apologies for having a brain lapse, vkb.

Funny, considering you are continually proven wrong or caught in a lie.

 

[Axion Jaxion]

Funny, considering you are continually proven wrong or caught in a lie.

I've lied once on this board, and I haven't been proven wrong on anything.

Go sell a cell phone or you'll be demoted to the walkie talkie department.

 

[JZVOL]

I've lied once on this board, and I haven't been proven wrong on anything.

Go sell a cell phone or you'll be demoted to the walkie talkie department.

Who's going to draft Aroldis Chapman again?

 

[tidwell]

I've lied once on this board, and I haven't been proven wrong on anything.

Which one are you taking credit for then? Living in Southern California or modeling your message board persona after another dude?

 

[Axion Jaxion]

Who's going to draft Aroldis Chapman again?

Nobody is going to draft Aroldis Chapman. It was a complete and utter brain lapse.

Now, run along, do you really want to be selling walkie talkies instead of cell phones?

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

I've lied once on this board, and I haven't been proven wrong on anything.

Go sell a cell phone or you'll be demoted to the walkie talkie department.

Every point you have tried to make in this forum has been lambasted by more than one person but if it makes you feel better then that's fine with me...
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[JZVOL]

Nobody is going to draft Aroldis Chapman. It was a complete and utter brain lapse.

Now, run along, do you really want to be selling walkie talkies instead of cell phones?

Would you please let us in on the cell phone joke because nobody has a clue of what you are talking about.

 

[Axion Jaxion]

Every point you have tried to make in this forum has been lambasted by more than one person but if it makes you feel better then that's fine with me...
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So? Put a Harvard grad in a room with a couple of HS dropouts and they'll gang up on him and say he's wrong.

 

[Axion Jaxion]

Would you please let us in on the cell phone joke because nobody has a clue of what you are talking about.

Not until you drop the SoCal joke.

 

[vols kick balls]

Your sig matching Hat's avatar is cute.

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

So? Put a Harvard grad in a room with a couple of HS dropouts and they'll gang up on him and say he's wrong.

Says the guy who hasn't graduated high school yet...mommys tit is ready to serve you dinner...run along now kid...
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[JZVOL]

Would you please let us in on the cell phone joke because nobody has a clue of what you are talking about.

Not until you drop the SoCal joke.

So you aren't going to tell us what you are talking about with cell phones until I drop the fact you lied about being from Cali?

Makes total sense.

 

[vols kick balls]

So you aren't going to tell us what you are talking about with cell phones until I drop the fact you lied about being from Cali?

Makes total sense.

Makes as much sense as Juan Pierre being a good lead off hitter. I have learned if you are looking for some rational thoughts to come from Ax Jax, you are going to be disappointed.

 

[vols kick balls]

I'm going to go ahead and give $1.50 right here.

 

[Axion Jaxion]

Makes as much sense as Juan Pierre being a good lead off hitter. I have learned if you are looking for some rational thoughts to come from Ax Jax, you are going to be disappointed.

See the last post of the first page in this thread.

 

[tidwell]

Your sig matching Hat's avatar is cute.

There, now it's authentic.

 

[JZVOL]

Makes as much sense as Juan Pierre being a good lead off hitter. I have learned if you are looking for some rational thoughts to come from Ax Jax, you are going to be disappointed.

Valid point. He made up being from Cali and has now made up something about cell phones. Dude obviously doesn't live in reality.

 

[vols kick balls]

There, now it's authentic.

Absolutely perfect.