Culinary, Arts, Thread.

[Tin Man]

Martinis are like breasts - one is not enough, three is too many, and two is perfect.

 

[NorCalVol67]

W
T
F

 

[hmanvolfan]

Lulz

 

[VolNExile]

What the hell? He said he only dranked one martini.

One BIG martini.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Martinis are like breasts - one is not enough, three is too many, and two is perfect.

I have a similar saying about Subway.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Martinis are like breasts - one is not enough, three is too many, and two is perfect.

Are you sure about that? 3 martinis and 3 knockers sounds like winning to me.

 

[NorCalVol67]

@Behr
@508mikey, minus the arugula

 

[hmanvolfan]

@Behr
@508mikey, minus the arugula

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[Behr]

Past several months I've been perfecting a new desert that will soon be world famous.

1/2 tbsp peanut butter


Mini chocolate or banana moon pie.



Heat in microwave 20 seconds. 15 depending on the power of your microwave.


Then one good turn of the salt mill for coarse pink Himalayan sea salt to finish.

 

[VolNExile]

Past several months I've been perfecting a new desert that will soon be world famous.

1/2 tbsp peanut butter

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Mini chocolate or banana moon pie.

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Heat in microwave 20 seconds. 15 depending on the power of your microwave.
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Then one good turn of the salt mill for coarse pink Himalayan sea salt to finish.

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Welp, might as welcome back the 3.5 lbs I just unloaded

Edit: oh, mini, not mint. Ok, maybe I could get away with one in a week or so

 

[Behr]

Welp, might as welcome back the 3.5 lbs I just unloaded

Edit: oh, mini, not mint. Ok, maybe I could get away with one in a week or so

158 calories. I'm allowed 2 a day.

 

[VolNExile]

158 calories. I'm allowed 2 a day.

I was visualizing a full-sized moon pie and thought, uh oh.

 

[Behr]

I was visualizing a full-sized moon pie and thought, uh oh.

I bought a box when my niece was here visiting because she had never had one. I didn't realize they were mini's until I opened the box. She wasn't impressed because they were too dry. The warm peanut butter moon pie was born and is now her favorite. Lol.

 

[Tin Man]

‘Zone palates - mini moon pie on peanut butter topped with coarse pink salt = brilliant taste sensation; crisp apple slices with peanut butter = subject of ridicule.

 

[Behr]

 

[82_VOL_83]

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HE'S BACK!

 

[Behr]

My first catch of the day. What got muh snapper?



Next catch....

 

[GordonC]

dam Gwinutians and dey apples and peanut butter and dey "nanner nanner boo boo"

 

[GordonC]

Past several months I've been perfecting a new desert that will soon be world famous.

1/2 tbsp peanut butter

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Mini chocolate or banana moon pie.

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Heat in microwave 20 seconds. 15 depending on the power of your microwave.
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Then one good turn of the salt mill for coarse pink Himalayan sea salt to finish.

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tl;dr
fake 95 and souce wud ketchup it
joe'd A1 it

 

[Behr]

My African Pompano

 

[GordonC]

My African Pompano

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tl;dr
very nice one
pompano is one of my favorite fish to eat, no scaling is a bonus
I have caught one of those APs in my life (small one from the surf), and I'm pretty sure it was lost hahaha

 

[82_VOL_83]

My African Pompano

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Nice shirt!

 

[82_VOL_83]

@Behr have you ever caught Moonfish or commonly called lookdowns?

 

[NorCalVol67]

My African Pompano

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Why no socks?

 

[joevol33]

My African Pompano

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Awesome catches, and I love that shirt