You sure got cranky fast. It could have been a legitimate question, you visit DC often, so perhaps you hear things and had some news. But it was meant in humor, but you ran with it awful hard the other way. Hard to detect humor from someone that uses "circles, pets, and Toys R Us comments"? Seems to me that would make it easier to detect humor. "You" what? I rarely go to DC and am happy with my wife and kid as well, not sure what that has to do with anything.