Dead body found on Chipper Jones farm

[bburger991]

Body found on Chipper Jones' ranch| ajc.com

 

[JTrainDavis]

They shoulda run the body through a chipper to make it harder to find.

 

[blupotato]

i was misled when opening this thread.

 

[Vercingetorix]

He's obviously harvesting organs to keep his vampiric career going, right?

Uh, I guess not. Chipper's clearly not taking any parts from anybody else. At all.

 

[wounded mullet]

The title of the story, replace "on" with "in" and then add the word "dressing" to the end, and you have another Hooters scandal.