Dear Alabama,

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utvol0427

utvol0427

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I would like to take a moment this afternoon, as you prepare to play for your 44th national title, to get a few things off my chest. I hate you. I hate your fans. I hate all of the sheep humping men and overweight toothless women that live in the wasteland that you call a state. I hope you fail at everything that you do, and tonight is no exception. I hope that the University of Texas manhandles you in a way that only your alcholic father has. I hope Colt McCoy goes Vince Young v USC on your collective ass. That being said, I am a realistic person and realize that your chance of winning your 51st national title is very high. So if you do smack Texas around like you do your sister when she ask to be on top, you will receive no congratulations from myself. Instead, I will hope that you all received syphilis from your sister during your victory celebration following the game.

Ill wishes to you and yours,

Utvol0427
 
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#5
Excellent. Here's to hoping Bama loses in their 53rd National Championship game.
 
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#9
Of course we are a basketball school, so my football rivalry thoughts are different from most. I don't like Bama, but I don't hate them. I'm probably pulling for them slightly because of the SEC. However, I'm from Kentucky and not Tennessee.

All of that aside...

This is a SWEET post.

Nothing wrong with a good I hate you post.
 
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I'm already deluged with Roll Tide revelers celebrating their 59th national title... They won three of them this season alone... As any Bammer will be glad to tell you. No matter.... Tennessee has beaten Notre Dame AND Texas in our history, something Alabama cannot claim (along with a 63rd NC...)
 
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bwhahahaha thats hilarious.... gosh I hope texas wins they are already thinking that they have won the game
 
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#19
+1, what 0407 said. Although he left out the threesome between mom, sis, and cooter. Ya'll know cooter is the nickname all bammermen tote around, it reminds them of good ol' mom and her love.
 
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Remy said:
+1, what 0407 said. Although he left out the threesome between mom, sis, and cooter. Ya'll know cooter is the nickname all bammermen tote around, it reminds them of good ol' mom and her love.
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Unfortunately for "cooter" being with his mom and sister would still leave him one person short of a threesome.
 
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utvol0427 said:
I would like to take a moment this afternoon, as you prepare to play for your 44th national title, to get a few things off my chest. I hate you. I hate your fans. I hate all of the sheep humping men and overweight toothless women that live in the wasteland that you call a state. I hope you fail at everything that you do, and tonight is no exception. I hope that the University of Texas manhandles you in a way that only your alcholic father has. I hope Colt McCoy goes Vince Young v USC on your collective ass. That being said, I am a realistic person and realize that your chance of winning your 51st national title is very high. So if you do smack Texas around like you do your sister when she ask to be on top, you will receive no congratulations from myself. Instead, I will hope that you all received syphilis from your sister during your victory celebration following the game.

Ill wishes to you and yours,

Utvol0427
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Bravo! :clap:
 
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utvol0427 said:
I would like to take a moment this afternoon, as you prepare to play for your 44th national title, to get a few things off my chest. I hate you. I hate your fans. I hate all of the sheep humping men and overweight toothless women that live in the wasteland that you call a state. I hope you fail at everything that you do, and tonight is no exception. I hope that the University of Texas manhandles you in a way that only your alcholic father has. I hope Colt McCoy goes Vince Young v USC on your collective ass. That being said, I am a realistic person and realize that your chance of winning your 51st national title is very high. So if you do smack Texas around like you do your sister when she ask to be on top, you will receive no congratulations from myself. Instead, I will hope that you all received syphilis from your sister during your victory celebration following the game.

Ill wishes to you and yours,

Utvol0427
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Well done :good!:
 
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