Devin Hester v. Grizzly Bear

[emainvol]

Apparently this debate has been raging for over a month.

If Devin Hester fields a kickoff in the endzone with nothing but a Grizzly bear standing at the 50 in his way, does Hester score?

 

[Fine Vol]

What team does the bear play for?

 

[kptvol]

Grizzly bears can run around 35 mph for short distances. I'm pretty sure the fastest men in the world can get upt to around 28 mph for a very short distance.

 

[emainvol]

Grizzly bears can run around 35 mph for short distances. I'm pretty sure the fastest men in the world can get upt to around 28 mph for a very short distance.

well there is that, and apparently this Grizzly can also kick off a tee, so he at least exhibits some athleticism

 

[emainvol]

LT said he would score

 

[doozer]

Is the Grizzly Bear named Ditka?

 

[doozer]

Timtebow scores on both of them.

 

[droski]

that's assuming the bear would care/notice hester in the first place.

 

[KB5252]

that's assuming the bear would care/notice hester in the first place.

I say we put him in a raw meat suit and find out.

 

[emainvol]

Is the Grizzly Bear named Ditka?

The bear's name is actually Gentle Ditka. Whoever named the bear should be shot, because we all know that gentle and Ditka are contradictory terms.

 

[doozer]

Good thing we have droski to let us know how this completely hypothetical situation would turn out.

 

[Jaytrain5]

Grass or turf?

 

[Jaytrain5]

Indoor or outdoor?

 

[KB5252]

Indoor or outdoor?

Tee martin could outrun that bear, or at least blind him with his NC ring.

 

[doozer]

Home or away?

 

[droski]

Good thing we have droski to let us know how this completely hypothetical situation would turn out.

as a cal fan i'm excellent with hypotheticals. reality is too depressing.

 

[OrangeWilly]

Is this the Bear?

YouTube - Funny Commercial with a Bear

If it is then the answer is no.

 

[milohimself]

as a cal fan i'm excellent with hypotheticals. reality is too depressing.

Hi-five to you, buddy.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Put your money on the bear!

 

[Jaytrain5]

wtf?

 

[allvol123]

Bear.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

wtf?

Bear Attack......

Like I said.... I'll take the bear!

 

[Chad003]

I'm cooking a pizza right now & I don't think I can eat it after that.......but yeah, the bear would win.

 

[OrangeWilly]

Put your money on the bear!

Alright!!!! Who knows CPR?

 

[doozer]

i'm going to assume the individual didn't make it through that one?

and seriously, if i don't ever see that again, it will be too soon.