Eight words with 2 meanings.........

[la.lovesorange]

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-___expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest ___expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

 

[kiddiedoc]

Very nice! :angdev:

 

[CrystalEHS07]

lol: I loved the first one.


~*Crystal*~

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

LOL..I was trying to think of one myself .

My girlfriend judges other teams by their "Outfits"????
It came up again this evening, We was trying to come up with a pre-plan, with the couple going with us.ie work schedules, meeting spot for the Ala-B game. Her and her sister was only concerned about Ala-b outfits. Thingy came up, "what kinda lil thingy do they have"?
Its a mascot for the hundreth time!

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by IBleedOrange24/7@Jul 12, 2005 1:43 AM
LOL..I was trying to think of one myself .

My girlfriend judges other teams by their "Outfits"????
It came up again this evening, We was trying to come up with a pre-plan, with the couple going with us.ie work schedules, meeting spot for the Ala-B game. Her and her sister was only concerned about Ala-b outfits. Thingy came up, "what kinda lil thingy do they have"?
Its a mascot for the hundreth time! 

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:laugh1: Hang in there man.

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

OWB, Thanxx lol, Its really alot of fun. She's eager to learn, Her 1st ever game, was Unlv last season. She had a blast! But yes concerned the other team may not be fashionable and their thingy isnt cool enough.
Im afraid she's hung up on the KY wildcat mascot :nono:

During the VOL walk for the KY game, I rushed us to a great spot.
She was bumfuzzled at who the guys i was shaking hands with and high-five'n. Who was they? She then decided Ainge is way too tall but cute, and Burnett was way over dressed in his chinchilla and gators. We get a 15 yard personal foul and she's "OH YES" We did good!

Think she read into my reactions abit much? But she's learning the game well in the offseason, NCAA 05 She goes for 92 yrd field goals.

 

[milohimself]

Originally posted by IBleedOrange24/7@Jul 12, 2005 12:22 AM
Think she read into my reactions abit much? But she's learning the game well in the offseason, NCAA 05 She goes for 92 yrd field goals.

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Apparantley you've never created a super-kicker.

 

[surrealvol]

Be glad she's interested to that degree. Also, good stuff there, la.