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#51
#51
RymnNGarfunkel said:
Check this, Im loving me some Butch Jones and we lucky as hell to have him as a coach, I dont no what North Carolina was thinking but I think to keep the ballers comeing we need to adda little swagger to the game start

I have two, tell me what you think:

1. We play In Da Club by Fifty at the opening, wecould call the stadium "da club" players could walk throgh velvet ropes and **** would be tight

The Vols could come through the velvet ropes and we could have big ass bouncer guys shake their heads and say no to the other team coming on the field, make em wait a while

2. i always thought it would be sweet to have the players come up from underneth the field , like an elevator straight up out of nowhere on the 50

it wouild be really sweet if they came up out oif the ground allready in formation and ****, and then hike the ball and do a badass play to set the tone

thoughts?
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Is that you, Jack Handy?
 
#56
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Have you considered have the team parachute down onto the 50 as the blue angels fly in formation over the stadium? You're welcome.
 
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RymnNGarfunkel said:
did not he (Butch) used to coach at North Carolina and they fired him?

traditions are flexible and can change, do you think they were playing Rocky Top back in the 20s before it was written? hears a hint, THEY WERENT.

real hip hop will keep the ballers and ladies coming and the WWF does stuff with ramps and lifts all the time, you telling me that UT doesnt have the pull and power of the WWF? Come on man, get out of this thread with that
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Our coach is Butch JONES not Butch DAVIS. This is the dumbest $h1t I've read since I joined several months ago. :peace2:
 
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and the reason why is it wouldnt let me start a new thread so I had to pick won and thought this would be a good one. how about someone start a game start entrane thread for me then
 
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RymnNGarfunkel said:
Check this, Im loving me some Butch Jones and we lucky as hell to have him as a coach, I dont no what North Carolina was thinking but I think to keep the ballers comeing we need to adda little swagger to the game start

I have two, tell me what you think:

1. We play In Da Club by Fifty at the opening, wecould call the stadium "da club" players could walk throgh velvet ropes and **** would be tight

The Vols could come through the velvet ropes and we could have big ass bouncer guys shake their heads and say no to the other team coming on the field, make em wait a while

2. i always thought it would be sweet to have the players come up from underneth the field , like an elevator straight up out of nowhere on the 50

it wouild be really sweet if they came up out oif the ground allready in formation and ****, and then hike the ball and do a badass play to set the tone

thoughts?
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Players should slide down a giant slip and slide from the top of the stadium to the middle of the field into a pool of orange kool aid that lifts up out of the middle of the field. Bon Jovi also performs on a giant hovercraft spaceship, like from the military, that glides around the stadium singing to the fans. Would be better than WWF, for realz. :rock:
 
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OrangeBloodinTN said:
Players should slide down a giant slip and slide from the top of the stadium to the middle of the field into a pool of orange kool aid that lifts up out of the middle of the field. Bon Jovi also performs on a giant hovercraft spaceship, like from the military, that glides around the stadium singing to the fans. Would be better than WWF, for realz. :rock:
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Damnit I'm at work. You're gonna get me in trouble for laughing too hard!!
 
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The thing about the Bama gm is that Saban isn't cocky he knows on any given wk you can get beat in the sec. He always has his team prepared to play and I think Butch is going to have our kids fired up. Hopefully it will be a good gm. Maybe the football gods will shine down on us Saturday. Anything is possible. GO VOLS!
 
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I thought I'd seen about everything until I read this whole thread.

This has to be the dumbest troll in VN history.

I would ignore him but the dumb humor stops me from that, LOL!

#BrickbyBrick...VFL...GBO!!!
 
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RymnNGarfunkel said:
Since noone reads the bottom of the previous page:


Check this, Im loving me some Butch Jones and we lucky as hell to have him as a coach, I dont no what North Carolina was thinking but I think to keep the ballers comeing we need to adda little swagger to the game start

I have two, tell me what you think:

1. We play In Da Club by Fifty at the opening, wecould call the stadium "da club" players could walk throgh velvet ropes and **** would be tight

The Vols could come through the velvet ropes and we could have big ass bouncer guys shake their heads and say no to the other team coming on the field, make em wait a while

2. i always thought it would be sweet to have the players come up from underneth the field , like an elevator straight up out of nowhere on the 50

it wouild be really sweet if they came up out oif the ground allready in formation and ****, and then hike the ball and do a badass play to set the tone
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This thread should be stickied for it's comedic value.
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