Facts about Furman University

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Furman is also the cause for the starving pygmys down in new guena



I also heard today that they have been dog fighting and killing little baby puppies
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Furman is the cause of homeless children in America.
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Furman was behind 9/11 And Pearl Harbor, and dont forget JFK's assassination.

You know the earthquake in hati? Well furmans cheerleading squad was down there doing an exhibiton and one of them fell, and well know we have bush-clinton hati relief

A furman fan was floating in the atlantic, it caused the titanic to sink

Furman women make stevie wonder cringe

Furman was Bernie Madoff's silent partner

A furman fan jumped into the indian ocean and caused the tsunami in indonesia

Miss Furman 2010 has to put her belt on with a boomerang

Furman Grads built the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.

Chernoybl wasnt a nuclear meltdown, while in Russia a fur-man woman took off her pants, thousands were instantly radiated.

Bobby Lamb has been blacklisted from all petting zoos

Bobby lamb was in colorado the night jean benet ramsey dissapeared, just sayin....

Bobby Lamb likes to milk the bull

Bobby Lamb invented the Macarena

Bobby Lamb wears snuggies

I just googled furman and got a virus

Furman is about as cool as hott beer and aids

Furman gives meth candy to pre-schoolers

Furman is the cause of the declining dollar

Furman offered Cam Newton 300,000

Bobby Lamb is a fan of Justin Bieber

Furman is trying to summon Catulu

Bobby Lamb framed Rodger rabbit.

That was really bobby lambs white bronco not ojs

Timothy McVeigh was framed, that was really a furman meth lab, Oklahoma City Campus explosion

Furman is the cause of the rise in unemployment and furlough days

Furman caused the Potato Famine.

Furman causes Downs Syndrome
 
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Ha!! Funny stuff, I thought it was actual facts because I always wondered what a paladin was lol
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Funny thing about the paladin, my freshman year, we played the purple pansies at their stadium, and this joker comes out on the field on a horse, and falls off.
 
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I despise furman. They are up there with midgets, canadians, bammers and appy
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I did not realize that Furman is the biggest rival. Do you go to the games at the Boro? A buddy of mine who lives there seems to be putting on some large tailgate events for home games.
 
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The benefits of being being a Furman alum are that you can always answer questions about your collegiate career with a simple "FU" AND fly a purple and white flag from your car that says the same.

GSU sounds like some kind of monetary unit or medical test.
 
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oh yeah, Georgia Southern's first National Title was against Furman. Every since then its been good old fashioned hatred. I try and make it down there when I can, its been harder this year with stuff going on, but I am a southern booster, and I watch every game I can. GATA!!
 
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hahaha gamedays at Paulson are awesome. Been there several times (dingus) my bar of choice was Retrievers, or Dos Primos (cheap cheap beer)
 
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I couldnt either, been there a few times when we played them there. The women there are comparable to Vandy
 
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droski said:
can you really have a rival if you draw 8K a game?
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8k? gtfo, we average at least 20k, and if you saw our stadium that is impressive. Just because there arent as many dirty hippies as there are at cal games, doesnt mean there cant be a rivial. Must have never played the game
 
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Greenville is a fine place for social interaction excepting of course those places that have the Bob Jones influence.
 
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