Favorite Christmas movie?

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What is your favorite Christmas movie and which parts are most memorable to you?

Mine has to be Christmas Vacation.
 
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Christmas Vacation.

Yuppy Neighbor-Hey Griswold! Where are you gonna put a tree that big?
Clark-Bend over, I'll show ya.

Eddie walking the boss up the sidewalk and giving him a good kick in the a** was another good scene.

Merry Christmas! Sh*tter was full!

Clarks rant.

Lots of memorable scenes. Of the more recent movies, "Elf" is a personal fave too.
 
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Regulator said:
Christmas Vacation.

Yuppy Neighbor-Hey Griswold! Where are you gonna put a tree that big?
Clark-Bend over, I'll show ya.

Eddie walking the boss up the sidewalk and giving him a good kick in the a** was another good scene.

Merry Christmas! Sh*tter was full!

Clarks rant.

Lots of memorable scenes. Of the more recent movies, "Elf" is a personal fave too.
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I forgot about Elf. That's another Freak family favorite.
 
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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ******* Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *******s this side of the nuthouse.
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Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
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Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No ****.
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Ruby Sue: Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous.
Clark: Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue: ****tin' bricks.
Clark: You shouldn't use that word.
Ruby Sue: Sorry. ****tin' rocks
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Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
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Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.
Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?
Uncle Lewis: Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents.
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Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.
Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?
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Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?
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I'll stop now.
 
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Clark: Burn dust! Eat my rubber! (in reference to the rednecks)

Clark: What's that smell?
Eddie: Fried pussycat. If that cat had nine lives, he just spent 'em all!

Eddie: Now, don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head. (Clark: Uhuh! How could I forget.) I had to have that replaced because every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so. So, over at the VA they had to replace it with a plastic one and it ain't as strong,so....I don't know if I ought to go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic. (Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?) Well, you see the, the plate runs right underneath my part..here...ya see, over here (smack, smack smack) ya know...nothin'....but here, if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't gonna look right.
 
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That's it. I'm breaking out the Christmas Vacation DVD this weekend.
 
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I'm downloading bad santa as we speak, from a website that I have paid the appropriate retail value to in order to obtain it.
 
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Billy Bob Thornton, It's not quite family friendly, but it's a riot, with all the good Christmas feel good ending undertones.
 
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No votes for the Dudley Moore Christmas epic, Santa Claus:The Movie?

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Hands down Christmas Vacation. Watched it twice this year already. And I find something new I've never noticed before every single time I watch it.

Disappointed Earnest Saves Christmas hasn't gotten any love here.

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orangeblooded2 said:
I have to go traditional here. It's a wonderful life. By far the best Christmas movie ever.
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Good call. I really like "A Christmas Story" a lot.

I have to confess that even though I own "Christmas Vacation" on DVD I haven't watched it in probably 15 years
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#25
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Christmas Story

Bought my brother the Leg Lamp for his birthday this year. Low and behold, the wife wont' let him put in the window facing the street.
 
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