TBALLVOL
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Step 1: A hyped #3 preseason ranking
Step 2: A QB controversy.
Step 3: The Urban Meyer spread reveals he had at least one BALL before the BAWL.
Step 4: More QB controversy
Step 5: The guys in the red suits are slim enough to slide down the chimney to steal the Sugar Bowl but not before the TN offensive line eats all the sugar and and a few thousand Snickers.
Step 6: TN loses it's best defensive back for the season.
Step 7:Coaching controversy
Step 8: More coaching controversy
Step 9: Some more QB controversy
Step 10: Bama goes 6'n 0
Step 11: Pearl steals Fulmers magic dust and actually uses it in a recipe.
Step 12: Yawn!..is it still football season?
Now, if you followed the above 12 steps you should not need to drink the pink stuff right before the Bama game. If you do see pink elephants, thats the color red is when you look through orange colored glasses. If you still feel the the pain in your chest after the game, you may really have an elephant sitting on your chest or Phillip Fulmer. If so, just repeat the twelve steps again and eventually you will forget about the pain.
Step 2: A QB controversy.
Step 3: The Urban Meyer spread reveals he had at least one BALL before the BAWL.
Step 4: More QB controversy
Step 5: The guys in the red suits are slim enough to slide down the chimney to steal the Sugar Bowl but not before the TN offensive line eats all the sugar and and a few thousand Snickers.
Step 6: TN loses it's best defensive back for the season.
Step 7:Coaching controversy
Step 8: More coaching controversy
Step 9: Some more QB controversy
Step 10: Bama goes 6'n 0
Step 11: Pearl steals Fulmers magic dust and actually uses it in a recipe.
Step 12: Yawn!..is it still football season?
Now, if you followed the above 12 steps you should not need to drink the pink stuff right before the Bama game. If you do see pink elephants, thats the color red is when you look through orange colored glasses. If you still feel the the pain in your chest after the game, you may really have an elephant sitting on your chest or Phillip Fulmer. If so, just repeat the twelve steps again and eventually you will forget about the pain.
