First National Tea Party Convention

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volfanjustin

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Will be held February 4-6, 2010 in Nashville at the Opryland Hotel.
Keynote speaker is Sara Palin.
 
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J-P said:
Is there a website for ticket info, etc.?
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go to teapartynation.com

You will probably have to sign up to be a member. I am pretty sure it will be free, I could be wrong but I think it will be free. They are making a website for this event I believe and from there you will need to RSVP, but I am not sure what that website yet.
 
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Palin and the teaparty gang meeting at the Opryland Hotel. Fitting.

Afterwards y'all gonna dance a jig and maybe hang someone?
 
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lawgator1 said:
Palin and the teaparty gang meeting at the Opryland Hotel. Fitting.

Afterwards y'all gonna dance a jig and maybe hang someone?
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Have we hung anyone yet?

We are not the ones having SEIU thugs going out and attcking protesters.
 
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Why Palin?

I know the only reason for choosing her is attention, but the effort is just and they should have went with a person who can be pushed as an alternative to Obama the next presedential election.

What a wasted opportunity.
 
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OrangeEmpire said:
Why Palin?

I know the only reason for choosing her is attention, but the effort is just and they should have went with a person who can be pushed as an alternative to Obama the next presedential election.

What a wasted opportunity.
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This is not really to push anyone for President. Its a forum on how to rid ourselves of all this govt spending, invasion into our lives and push fiscal conservatism.
 
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volfanjustin said:
This is not really to push anyone for President. Its a forum on how to rid ourselves of all this govt spending, invasion into our lives and push fiscal conservatism.
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so you're all for ending gov't intrusion into someone's life? Somehow I doubt that will be discussed fully at that meeting
 
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volfanjustin said:
This is not really to push anyone for President. Its a forum on how to rid ourselves of all this govt spending, invasion into our lives and push fiscal conservatism.
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It should be, this will be the primary issue.

:eek:k:

After his poor performance on the tv response, this would be a perfect platform for Jindal to spring off of.

jindalap.jpg
 
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volfanjustin said:
Have we hung anyone yet?

We are not the ones having SEIU thugs going out and attcking protesters.
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Not that I know of. Yet.


RockyTopVol said:
Yes, I would like to attend. I'll have to get a family member to keep my son and dog. It should be no problem. We could do a live posting on VN from the convention.
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That would be very enjoyable. But probably unnecessary as we can surely surmise and predit the content here as follows.

February 4

8:30 a.m. Meeting called to order and new business discussed. Someone nominates Glenn Beck for President.

9:45 a.m. Prayer and invocation, until 3:30 p.m.

5:00 p.m. Everyone runs outside and caches buses, paid for with tax dollars, to ride along the streets, paid for by tax dollars, to go to a big cook-out in a public field, maintained by tax dollars. Purpose: to oppose taxation.


February 5

8:30 a.m. Opening Ceremonies. Fox News given various awards for being fair and balanced. Rush Limbaugh speaks at the breakfast, which is almost ruined by him scarfing down stuff from the plates of other people at the head table. Ann Coulter streaks, causing half the audience to throw up.

Noon: Sarah Palin speaks. Everyone stands and applauds and gives her a riproaring cheer, despite the fact that she lost her notes and got confused and was reading them Winnie the Pooh.

4 p.m. Business Meeting. Topic: How to Remind People that Obama is Black Without Really Trying. Record attendance.

6 p.m. Cocktail Hour. Three Republican Congressmen caught having sex with underage boys in the coat room. William Bennet shoooting craps in the men's bathroom. The one black attendee overwhelmed by people giving him their parking validation cards and asking for him to move them up in the valet line.

February 6

9 a.m. Closing Ceremonies. Speaker is Dick Cheney, but he accidentally shoots Palin. Fox reports that a liberal must have taken the shot and that it is related somehow to the White House ignoring them.
 
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lawgator1 said:
Not that I know of. Yet.





That would be very enjoyable. But probably unnecessary as we can surely surmise and predit the content here as follows.

February 4

8:30 a.m. Meeting called to order and new business discussed. Someone nominates Glenn Beck for President.

9:45 a.m. Prayer and invocation, until 3:30 p.m.

5:00 p.m. Everyone runs outside and caches buses, paid for with tax dollars, to ride along the streets, paid for by tax dollars, to go to a big cook-out in a public field, maintained by tax dollars. Purpose: to oppose taxation.


February 5

8:30 a.m. Opening Ceremonies. Fox News given various awards for being fair and balanced. Rush Limbaugh speaks at the breakfast, which is almost ruined by him scarfing down stuff from the plates of other people at the head table. Ann Coulter streaks, causing half the audience to throw up.

Noon: Sarah Palin speaks. Everyone stands and applauds and gives her a riproaring cheer, despite the fact that she lost her notes and got confused and was reading them Winnie the Pooh.

4 p.m. Business Meeting. Topic: How to Remind People that Obama is Black Without Really Trying. Record attendance.

6 p.m. Cocktail Hour. Three Republican Congressmen caught having sex with underage boys in the coat room. William Bennet shoooting craps in the men's bathroom. The one black attendee overwhelmed by people giving him their parking validation cards and asking for him to move them up in the valet line.

February 6

9 a.m. Closing Ceremonies. Speaker is Dick Cheney, but he accidentally shoots Palin. Fox reports that a liberal must have taken the shot and that it is related somehow to the White House ignoring them.
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You honestly believe paved roads and public parks are the issue of taxation?

Really?

:banghead2:
 
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lawgator1 said:
Palin and the teaparty gang meeting at the Opryland Hotel. Fitting.

Afterwards y'all gonna dance a jig and maybe hang someone?
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Won't happen this year Senator Byrd had a previous engagement.
 
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lawgator1 said:
Palin and the teaparty gang meeting at the Opryland Hotel. Fitting.

Afterwards y'all gonna dance a jig and maybe hang someone?
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Racist bastage. Why do you think you can get away with the J word?
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