Florida Man challenge

[butchna]

SIAP but this is a fun fun where you Google Florida man and your birthday (not the year obviously) and post a screenshot of the resulting story. I’ll start the festivities.

 

[MAD]

A Florida man actually tried to board a flight to Orlando with a fake grenade

 

[Firebirdparts]

Florida man spends 41 days in jail for heroin, turns out to be detergent

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Well that Olaf is kinda provocative

 

[Wireless1]

Florida man attacks gas station clerk with hot dogs, corn dog stick over beer, cops say
Did not realize all the lethal weapons available at the fair.

 

[YankeeVol]

Ok then lol

 

[butchna]

It’s funnier if you screenshot then post without commentary. My daughter is prolly calling the police for a well check.

 

[VolNExile]

Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer

 

[MAD]

Ok then lol

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Immediately thought of the bank robbery scene from the movie Stir Crazy

 

[MAD]

Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer

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They found the drunk alligator….

 

[StarRaider]

Florida Man Arrested, Pleasuring With A Pickle In The Most Peculiar Place

 

[joevol33]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/06/20/florida-man-attempts-to-poison-ex-girlfriend-with-lysol-police-say/?outputType=amp&ved=2ahUKEwjNjfTelJHzAhVuSzABHfA9DXEQFnoECCcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw23tnqLG3wRWATYsVpx-Z-r&ampcf=1

Didn't link right. Florida man arrested for trying to poison ex with lysol

 

[VolNExile]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/06/20/florida-man-attempts-to-poison-ex-girlfriend-with-lysol-police-say/?outputType=amp&ved=2ahUKEwjNjfTelJHzAhVuSzABHfA9DXEQFnoECCcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw23tnqLG3wRWATYsVpx-Z-r&ampcf=1

Didn't link right. Florida man arrested for trying to poison ex with lysol

Georgia man arrested after goobering up a simple link post after nearly 240,000 posts.

 

[joevol33]

Georgia man arrested after goobering up a simple link post after nearly 240,000 posts.

breaking news
North Carolina woman told to bite me

 

[StarRaider]

Georgia man fan arrested after goobering up a simple link post after nearly 240,000 posts.

fixy

 

[joevol33]

fixy

I hope you get diarrhea while stuck in traffic

 

[tbh]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article246170220.html

 

[kiddiedoc]

Florida man known as ‘The Monkey Whisperer’ arrested for illegally selling primates

 

[kiddiedoc]

Top 10

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Mine is pretty boring for a Florida man story

March 10

 

[MAD]

This one should have made the top 10

 

[Carl Pickens]

Nearly Naked Florida Man Breaks into School, Smears Feces and Cake Frosting Everywhere

 

[Carl Pickens]

Damn…

 

[give_him 6]

 

[give_him 6]