For the Bama fans on the board...

#54
#54
I'm going to answer with an applied joke punch line.

A Bammer, a US Senator, Congressman and lying press secretary, Jay Carney....all with the exact same body mass and on a windless "Bluebird" NYC day, jump at the exact same moment from the top of the Empire State Building. Which one hits first?
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WHO CARES
 
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#55
#55
Dey don't teach um how ta spell at dat der tuskie loosa! Just teach um how ta say dat der row tide...Row tide row tide
 
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#57
#57
DownTheField said:
This might help:

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How did you come to know the code? Worked out the first line and started going cross-eyed... LOL.
 
#58
#58
Yeah Bama has a better edumuhcation. They is so smart down der at dat row tide they poison the trees at toomers corner then call in and brag about it.
 
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#61
#61
Ainge2Meachem said:
Idk what happened there, man. Bama's acceptance rate is 26% lower than UT's.

Dont no one get the wrong idea, Im still more of a UT fan than bammers.

kthxbai
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Look at the Princeton Review rankings....tell quite a different story. As for my major...it's top 5 in the nation...I can't think of one Bama program that is top 10
 
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#65
Tidebacker said:
1. Yes we do have internet
2. Yes we can read
3. I have never seen a houndstooth trailer
4. Nearly every exit between Chattanooga and Knoxville on I-75 has a Waffle House as does most of the towns between Chattanooga and Nashville going up I-24
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That's what is so fun about talking crap in this rivalry. The kettle always calls the pot black.
 
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#66
#66
GrowVol said:
They are now where to be found.......It fits... They always have to hide behind a weak schedule then be the first to talk about how many NC's. typical. Sooner or later, bubba's.
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Because of fans like you, I will pull for Auburn. You are a very special kind of stupid.
 
#67
#67
Crimson1 said:
Because of fans like you, I will pull for Auburn. You are a very special kind of stupid.
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Like you guys don't have those types of fans. I'd say you have more since the vols have been down for so long. Band wagon fans. Don't try to get all high and mighty bammer.
 
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#68
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jahvol said:
Look at the Princeton Review rankings....tell quite a different story. As for my major...it's top 5 in the nation...I can't think of one Bama program that is top 10
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The last time I looked this up in The Princeton Review, Alabama was ranked above Tennessee. Its been a couple of years now and I can't speak for individual majors. When I graduated, the business school at Alabama was very highly ranked, although this has been several years ago.
 
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#69
jahvol said:
Like you guys don't have those types of fans. I'd say you have more since the vols have been down for so long. Band wagon fans. Don't try to get all high and mighty bammer.
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I can't really argue with that. We have a few.
 
#74
#74
700 Nitro said:
For no reason?
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Yeah, pretty much. I don't even have anything against actual students at the University of Alabama, and several friends of mine are Alabama fans. But as a born and raised orange-bleeding Tennesseean, it's practically my civic duty.
 
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