For The Nations Ladies...

[LadyinOrange]

The HEmote Control

 

[OWB]

You know, as much as you women complain about the toilet seat being up.....do you all ever put the seat up for us when you are done?

 

[LadyinOrange]

:flush: :no1: :flush:

 

[OWB]

:freak:

 

[volsgal07]

hahaha! Too bad they dont make those remotes in real life!

 

[LadyinOrange]

There is nothing worse than waking up in the middle of the night and stumbling half-asleep to the bathroom and sitting down in cold water. My husband KNOWS better than to do that to me.

:chair:

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by volsgal07@Apr 17, 2005 1:02 AM
hahaha! Too bad they dont make those remotes in real life!

Ain't THAT the truth.

 

[OWB]

It's just another good reason for not getting married....

 

[surrealvol]

Originally posted by LadyinOrange@Apr 17, 2005 12:55 AM
The HEmote Control

Tear...sniff, sniff...tear...sniff, sniff...That remote is a real blow to those of us who aren't the stereotypical dude who doesn't appreciate and love and help his significant lady/sweetheart/wife/lover/friend/partner/soulmate and all the other things SHE is to us!

:dunno: :nono: :disappointed: :shakehead: :idea:

Hurt...hurt...hurt...

 

[LadyinOrange]

Ahhhh, call the WAHHHmbulance and put the commode seat DOWN!

:lol:


Just kidding Sir Eel. You know I love ya.

 

[OWB]

Too bad that remote didn't have a stop kissing up to women of volnation button....

I could use it on Surreal...

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@Apr 17, 2005 1:07 AM
Too bad that remote didn't have a stop kissing up to women of volnation button....

I read that wrong the first time I looked at it.

:blink:

 

[U-T]

Something that women should have at all times?

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by U-T@Apr 17, 2005 1:11 AM
Something that women should have at all times?

Nah. Just when their old man's getting on their nerves.

lol:


My mama used to refer to my daddy as her "old man".

 

[surrealvol]

Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@Apr 17, 2005 1:07 AM
Too bad that remote didn't have a stop kissing up to women of volnation button....

I could use it on Surreal...

Easy now...

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by surrealvol+Apr 17, 2005 1:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (surrealvol @ Apr 17, 2005 1:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Orangewhiteblood@Apr 17, 2005 1:07 AM
Too bad that remote didn&#39;t have a stop kissing up to women of volnation button....

I could use it on Surreal...

Easy now... [/quote]
Ok FWVol.....I apologize.... B)

 

[allvolinky]

Originally posted by LadyinOrange+Apr 17, 2005 12:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LadyinOrange @ Apr 17, 2005 12:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-volsgal07@Apr 17, 2005 1:02 AM
hahaha&#33;  Too bad they dont make those remotes in real life&#33;

Ain&#39;t THAT the truth. [/quote]
:beer: :biteme:

 

[9296potsguy]

:run: :wub: :boobies: :neener:

 

[vols2345]

yall are all crazy. they would make a girl control, but yall do so many things wrong there wouldn&#39;t be enough room for all the buttons needed.

 

[9296potsguy]

The big button would say "Quit your b****ing"

 

[kiddiedoc]

Originally posted by 9296potsguy@Apr 17, 2005 6:19 PM
The big button would say "Quit your b****ing"

lol: maybe the ONLY button&#33;

 

[donsargegolf]

Leave the seat down and just pee all over the seat then.

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by donsargegolf@Apr 17, 2005 11:12 PM
Leave the seat down and just pee all over the seat then.

:banghead:

Ladies, we can&#39;t win.

 

[Volstorm]

Maybe if you didn&#39;t talk so much, we might stop and listen. But when you go ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON, we tend to become immune.

 

[U-T]

The IQ button? Oh come on.....women are known to be not as smart.....I think