For those of you that can find some humor in the situation....

[JonGrudensAgent]

Wish that I was off old Dooley Flop
Down in the Tennessee hills
Ain't no pass defense on Dooley Flop
Ain't no coaching skills.

Once I had a QB on Dooley Flop
Half Bray the other half brat
Wild as a Leaf but sweet as soda pop
I still think he goes in the draft.

Dooley Flop you'll always be
Half Empty Neyland to me
Good ole Dooley Flop, Dooley please leave Tennessee
Dooley Flop, Tennessee.

Once two players climbed old Dooley Flop
Looking for a coach with some skill
Players ain't cracking the two deep at Dooley Flop
Reckon they never will.

Wins won't grow at all on Dooley Flop
Bamboo's too stickly by far
That's why all the folks on Dooley Flop
Get their wins from afar.

Dooley Flop you'll always be
Half empty Neyland to me
Good ole Dooley Flop, Dooley Flop, Tennessee
Dooley Flop, Tennessee.

--- Instrumental ---

I've had years of SEC losses
Trapped like a Widenhofer in a pen
All I know is it's a pity the SEC
Can't be simple again.

Dooley Flop you'll always be
Half empty Neyland to me
Good ole Dooley Flop, Dooley Flop leave Tennessee
Dooley Flop, Tennessee.

Dooley Flop, Leave Tennesseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Sometimes, it's better to laugh than cry and I am giving a preemptive I don't care to the " show class" crowd.

 

[BradyvilleVol]

Excellent dude you ought to go to Nashville:clapping:

 

[TSwafford]

thats not really funny at all.. infact its pretty stupid and not even clever

 

[DjCrenshaw]

 

[deckerkd]

Wish that I was off old Dooley Flop
Down in the Tennessee hills
Ain't no pass defense on Dooley Flop
Ain't no coaching skills.

Once I had a QB on Dooley Flop
Half Bray the other half brat
Wild as a Leaf but sweet as soda pop
I still think he goes in the draft.

Dooley Flop you'll always be
Half Empty Neyland to me
Good ole Dooley Flop, Dooley please leave Tennessee
Dooley Flop, Tennessee.

Once two players climbed old Dooley Flop
Looking for a coach with some skill
Players ain't cracking the two deep at Dooley Flop
Reckon they never will.

Wins won't grow at all on Dooley Flop
Bamboo's too stickly by far
That's why all the folks on Dooley Flop
Get their wins from afar.

Dooley Flop you'll always be
Half empty Neyland to me
Good ole Dooley Flop, Dooley Flop, Tennessee
Dooley Flop, Tennessee.

--- Instrumental ---

I've had years of SEC losses
Trapped like a Widenhofer in a pen
All I know is it's a pity the SEC
Can't be simple again.

Dooley Flop you'll always be
Half empty Neyland to me
Good ole Dooley Flop, Dooley Flop leave Tennessee
Dooley Flop, Tennessee.

Dooley Flop, Leave Tennesseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Sometimes, it's better to laugh than cry and I am giving a preemptive I don't care to the " show class" crowd.

Hey. May as well laugh. Bests the other option.

 

[the6chambers]

Wish that I was off old Dooley Flop
Down in the Tennessee hills
Ain't no pass defense on Dooley Flop
Ain't no coaching skills.

Once I had a QB on Dooley Flop
Half Bray the other half brat
Wild as a Leaf but sweet as soda pop
I still think he goes in the draft.

Dooley Flop you'll always be
Half Empty Neyland to me
Good ole Dooley Flop, Dooley please leave Tennessee
Dooley Flop, Tennessee.

Once two players climbed old Dooley Flop
Looking for a coach with some skill
Players ain't cracking the two deep at Dooley Flop
Reckon they never will.

Wins won't grow at all on Dooley Flop
Bamboo's too stickly by far
That's why all the folks on Dooley Flop
Get their wins from afar.

Dooley Flop you'll always be
Half empty Neyland to me
Good ole Dooley Flop, Dooley Flop, Tennessee
Dooley Flop, Tennessee.

--- Instrumental ---

I've had years of SEC losses
Trapped like a Widenhofer in a pen
All I know is it's a pity the SEC
Can't be simple again.

Dooley Flop you'll always be
Half empty Neyland to me
Good ole Dooley Flop, Dooley Flop leave Tennessee
Dooley Flop, Tennessee.

Dooley Flop, Leave Tennesseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Sometimes, it's better to laugh than cry and I am giving a preemptive I don't care to the " show class" crowd.

If you're actually Gruden's agent, and that's the best you can do, I sure as hell hope we don't try to hire Gruden

....finding humor in the situation, right?

 

[The Tall Gguy]

Pretty funny.

 

[Sheezy]

All here gather for the prophecy:

It is told that during the impending fortnight, this very forum will attain a tenth and final Official Jon Gruden Thread. And on that wond'rous night, it is told, a light will appear above Knoxville, and steadily descend upon Neyland. And crowds will gather in bemusement to witness this spectacle. And as a chorus of 102,455 trumpets plays Rocky Top, it is told, we will instantly recognize the fallen star as The Peyton. "Hark!" he will exclaim. "I am The Sheriff, the Sole Authority of Fort Kickass, Destroyer of Worlds, and I have come to show you the light." The Sheriff will extend his hand to Gate 21 and proclaim "I give you, The Grude One." and The Grude One will indeed step from the shadows wearing a super sweet UT hoodie.

Source: I know some boosters.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Too soon