Fulmer cupdate: Auburn goes all in (the front door with a gun)

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AUBURN JUST ENDED THE 2011 FULMER CUP. Four Auburn football players have been charged with five counts each of first degree robbery, one count each of first degree burglary, and one count each of theft of property in a home invasion that took place early Friday morning in Auburn. The bond for each of them is $511,000. Antonio Goodwin, Kowalski Q. Kitchens, Michael McNeil, and Harrison Mosley are all in legal straits that are, per Glennon Threatt on Finebaum just a few minutes ago, the worst in the legal system shy of actually killing someone.

The numbers for the single biggest combined team score in the history of the Fulmer Cup follow. (Rules here.)

Each robbery count is a felony, and is three points per charge. Reading the police report, each player received five counts of first degree robbery, bringing three points times five charges each for four players to sixty points. Add in the felony burglary charges (one each) for four people at three points, and we're up to 72 points. Four misdemeanor theft of property charges pile on to 76 points total, and that's before we add a single, measly bonus point on top just for the dark humor of throwing only a single bonus point onto a massive heap of Fulmer Cup points. Just look at that widdle bonus point. Eees soooo kewte.

Auburn previously had three points, so the sum total for Auburn in the 2011 Fulmer Cup comes out as 80 points. This marks the second time this week UVA has blown a seemingly insurmountable lead, and sets a record for the Fulmer Cup in terms of team scoring for a single year, much less a single incident. This is the Krakatoa of Fulmer Cup scores; we hope to never see its equal, because we think that involves an entire football team being charged with murder.*
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FULMER CUPDATE: AUBURN GOES ALL IN (THE FRONT DOOR WITH A GUN) - Every Day Should Be Saturday

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Auburn has a lawyer on stand by to represent all of them. They will appeal to the judge to give these poor, dis-enfranchized people a chance to redeem themselves.
If the NCAA would allow the Auburn boosters to give them money, then this would not happen. It is the white peoples who is making all of dem rules and holdin da brother down. Modern day slavery, I say. They are taking advantage of my vulnerable situation and using me to get $$ for me playing football.
If the judge will just give us probation, let us return to college, play football and earn our degrees in Criminal Justice. We will be productive citizens and even play pro football for the Bengals, Eagles or Raiders.
 
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Rudy123 said:
Auburn has a lawyer on stand by to represent all of them. They will appeal to the judge to give these poor, dis-enfranchized people a chance to redeem themselves.
If the NCAA would allow the Auburn boosters to give them money, then this would not happen. It is the white peoples who is making all of dem rules and holdin da brother down. Modern day slavery, I say. They are taking advantage of my vulnerable situation and using me to get $$ for me playing football.
If the judge will just give us probation, let us return to college, play football and earn our degrees in Criminal Justice. We will be productive citizens and even play pro football for the Bengals, Eagles or Raiders.
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Insert OSU for Auburn, it sounds just like the Pryor defense.
 
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