Funniest Tweets thus Far

[AcuraGSX]

Hell. Figured the site needed a bit of cheering up. At least we can turn a bad situation into a little bit of comedy. I'll start.

"BREAKING: Tired of getting rejected, Tennessee AD Dave Hart says coaching search will now be conducted by Match.com".

- LostLettermen.com

 

[MDVols]

Everytime I start one of these theads they get deleted because everybody on VN believes everything they are fed. Insert "duck dynasty". Someone called me a troll lol. Like I'm trying to be serious.

 

[RockyTop22]

Bmoore ‏@bmoore3vfl

forgoing my senior year to become head coach at the university of tennessee

 

[bigdaddy1631]

Hell. Figured the site needed a bit of cheering up. At least we can turn a bad situation into a little bit of comedy. I'll start.

"BREAKING: Tired of getting rejected, Tennessee AD Dave Hart says coaching search will now be conducted by Match.com".

- LostLettermen.com

Now there is an idea that has never been tried and the sad part is it may be better for us than what we had.

 

[FlyTNGuy]

She slapped my CHEEK and broke my HART:cray:

 

[utvols16manning]

Sal Sunseri ‏@SwissCheeseSal
Interview tomorrow with Dave Hart for the Head Coaching job at Tennessee. #FiredUp #EarnedIt

 

[JimVol]

Cheek @Hargis.com

Vic Grider to UT as HC...HOME RUN PROVEN HIRE

 

[wbailey7]

Dave Hart's ego ‏@DaveHartsego

My wife just asked what's going on with this search and I lovingly told her "GO TO HELL!"

 

[voltnh]

There's a squatch in this thread...

 

[obxvol]

Clueless. @confusedHart

Where the hell is Dooley? What do you mean he was fired? Wow. Did I do that?

 

[DynamiteMcGhee]

‏@JaysonSwain: Booty Cheeks!

 

[thattennesseeguy]

@claytravis
"Hey, I've never heard of you, and this is crazy, but here's 4 million...coach UT, maybe"

 

[DKenyon28]

"I did ask Santa for a hat for Christmas but damn it I didn't want a Fedora!"

"Brett "The Hitman" Hart > Dave Hart"

 

[volsfansince4387]

"When did Louisville football become a better job than Tennessee"

 

[WRE3]

UT should offer the job to Nic Cage, that guy never turns down a roll.

 

[JimVol]

How about a real tweet?

Stephen Hargis ‏@StephenHargis
Id say vic grider stepping down tonite as coach will have some folks connecting all kinds of dots

 

[Orange Blazer]

@ChrisVernonShow: Tennessee may end up with an actual volunteer. How ironic.

 

[Flathead]

"When did Louisville football become a better job than Tennessee"

About 3 hours ago

 

[Orange Blazer]

Prominent UT booster to me: "Dave Hart couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds."http://outkickthecoverage.com/tennessees-coaching-search-is-a-dumpster-fire.php …

 

[PA Vol]

@claytravis
"Hey, I've never heard of you, and this is crazy, but here's 4 million...coach UT, maybe"

Gold

 

[Crazy Ivan]

John Adams @Jimmy Hyams: John Adams, UT sports writer, and former winner of the Spring O&W game as honorary coach, has been named the new head coach of the Volunteers. Says Adams, "I promise to make the UT Vols more like the LSU Tigers, my alma mater. Go Tigers... er..I mean, Go Vols!" #thissuxbigtime

 

[rickyb712]

:hi::hi:

"When did Louisville football become a better job than Tennessee"

when you scared to coach in the s e c easy to win 10 games in acc

 

[1truevol]

If you are a serious and passionate fan, then I don't see ANYTHING humorous about this situation.

 

[MannyD]

Dave Hart's wife once sent him to the market for eggs and light bulbs. He came back with Pabst and duct tape. #TennesseeCoachingSearch

 

[HazMat]

If you are a serious and passionate fan, then I don't see ANYTHING humorous about this situation.