Lulz, I didn't know who you were talking about. I was think you were listening to the Doobies and Jesus is just alright with me.. Do dodo do do do do to do.
I like Elizabethton just fine, and I used to complain a lot about Carter County drivers. Nobody listened. Now it's just most drivers in general.
Edit: I used to run around with a gal from Stoney Creek once -- a "Creekster"