Funny Twitter comments from last night.

[jbeard82]

Ok me and my friends had a good time checking our twitter feeds last night laughing at all the jokes about the game. So post post away the ones you thought were funny.

@DownAndOutRambo: The Irish haven't taken a beating this bad since the potato famine... Too soon? #BCS #NationalChampionship #NDvsBAMA

@kateupton: Its ok Notre Dame this happens to the Jets every week.

 

[Lawrence Wright]

@eViLGator: Somebody get Musburger some Kleenex, hand sanitizer and a cigarette. #mccarronsgirl

@eViLGator: I hope Warmack's water doesn't break.

@eViLGator: Touchdown Jesus is cussing like Richard Pryor right now.

@eViLGator: ND should get a point for tackling Lacy. #grownman

@eViLGator: Northern Illinois thinks this matchup should have never taken place.

@eViLGator: "I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!!" -Brent Musburger

@eViLGator: WHY DIDN'T ND ONSIDE KICK?!?!?! RAGE!!! -Muschamp

@eViLGator: ND's defense will be going pro in something other than football.

 

[reVealed]

@JamesFranklinYo: Hey Notre Dame, welcome to #SEC officiating!! We do what we gotta do!! LOL

@JamesFranklinYo: Musberger is a perv.... He is correct though....

@JamesFranklinYo: Tonight's theme : Notre Dame pretending they are Tennessee's defense... They are doing a great job! A++

@JamesFranklinYo: Notre Dame hasn't played in 44 days, tomorrow they will not have played in 45 days!

@JamesFranklinYo: Notre Dame may not score tonight but I know someone who is : AJ McCarron ..... #anchordown young fella!!

@JamesFranklinYo: Alex, I'll take Notre Dame getting smoked for $500 please!

@JamesFranklinYo: Everyone said Notre Dame had an #SEC caliber defense... Failed to mention it was Tennessee Vols SEC caliber....

@JamesFranklinYo: New drink 2 B introduced after the game, this is all a huge marketing ploy, it is called : Coke Notre Dame Zero, zero points, zero calories!

@JamesFranklinYo: Notre Dame on the comeback!! Of the last 7 points scored, ND has scored 7 of them!

@JamesFranklinYo: Notre Dame was hoping since hockey was back there was only 3 periods/quarters...

@JamesFranklinYo: Lou Holtz just crapped all in his Depends....

 

[OrangeWilly]

Geez Candy beats us one game and boasts a historic win pct of 28% vs. us and all the sudden they start talking smack. Weird.

 

[jbeard82]

@JamesFranklinYo: Hey Notre Dame, welcome to #SEC officiating!! We do what we gotta do!! LOL

@JamesFranklinYo: Musberger is a perv.... He is correct though....

@JamesFranklinYo: Tonight's theme : Notre Dame pretending they are Tennessee's defense... They are doing a great job! A++

@JamesFranklinYo: Notre Dame hasn't played in 44 days, tomorrow they will not have played in 45 days!

@JamesFranklinYo: Notre Dame may not score tonight but I know someone who is : AJ McCarron ..... #anchordown young fella!!

@JamesFranklinYo: Alex, I'll take Notre Dame getting smoked for $500 please!

@JamesFranklinYo: Everyone said Notre Dame had an #SEC caliber defense... Failed to mention it was Tennessee Vols SEC caliber....

@JamesFranklinYo: New drink 2 B introduced after the game, this is all a huge marketing ploy, it is called : Coke Notre Dame Zero, zero points, zero calories!

@JamesFranklinYo: Notre Dame on the comeback!! Of the last 7 points scored, ND has scored 7 of them!

@JamesFranklinYo: Notre Dame was hoping since hockey was back there was only 3 periods/quarters...

@JamesFranklinYo: Lou Holtz just crapped all in his Depends....

These are all pretty terrible. lol

 

[Lawrence Wright]

I want to hear Lou Holtz read a Shakespeare sonnet. Or just say Shakespeare sonnet.
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster)

 

[bamacheats]

@JamesFranklinYo: Hey Notre Dame, welcome to #SEC officiating!! We do what we gotta do!! LOL

@JamesFranklinYo: Musberger is a perv.... He is correct though....

@JamesFranklinYo: Tonight's theme : Notre Dame pretending they are Tennessee's defense... They are doing a great job! A++

@JamesFranklinYo: Notre Dame hasn't played in 44 days, tomorrow they will not have played in 45 days!

@JamesFranklinYo: Notre Dame may not score tonight but I know someone who is : AJ McCarron ..... #anchordown young fella!!

@JamesFranklinYo: Alex, I'll take Notre Dame getting smoked for $500 please!

@JamesFranklinYo: Everyone said Notre Dame had an #SEC caliber defense... Failed to mention it was Tennessee Vols SEC caliber....

@JamesFranklinYo: New drink 2 B introduced after the game, this is all a huge marketing ploy, it is called : Coke Notre Dame Zero, zero points, zero calories!

@JamesFranklinYo: Notre Dame on the comeback!! Of the last 7 points scored, ND has scored 7 of them!

@JamesFranklinYo: Notre Dame was hoping since hockey was back there was only 3 periods/quarters...

@JamesFranklinYo: Lou Holtz just crapped all in his Depends....

No offense, but you're an idiot. :hi:

 

[bamacheats]

And your twitter handle is stupid. No offense though.

 

[GreveHaller]

"Do ND players have to say hail Marys after committing a penalty?"

"Brian Kelly should throw the shroud of turin in and call it a day at halftime"

"Even Jesus didnt suffer this much on the cross" (yeah, pushes the line but funny in a demented way)

 

[Lawrence Wright]

Buckwheat's "otay" >>> Manti Te'o

 

[BandVOL]

Bwahhahahaha
I dusted off the serial numbers and took that last quote to email
I am just SURE my spouse's family will add me (AGAIN) to the prayer list but it was SO worth it

"Do ND players have to say hail Marys after committing a penalty?"

"Brian Kelly should throw the shroud of turin in and call it a day at halftime"

"Even Jesus didnt suffer this much on the cross" (yeah, pushes the line but funny in a demented way)

 

[jbeard82]

"Do ND players have to say hail Marys after committing a penalty?"

"Brian Kelly should throw the shroud of turin in and call it a day at halftime"

"Even Jesus didnt suffer this much on the cross" (yeah, pushes the line but funny in a demented way)

Wow!! lol

 

[Lawrence Wright]

"NO ONE WILL REMEMBER THE SUGAR BOWL NOW!!!" -GatorNation

 

[aredfox28]

Damn, vandy fans taking like their program is equal to bama's.. i guess having the first 9 win season in 97 years will do that to ya..

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Couple of gems in there mostly referring to the UT's D. Other than that. meh.

 

[hog88]

Damn, vandy fans taking like their program is equal to bama's.. i guess having the first 9 win season in 97 years will do that to ya..

They have to start by beeting a team with a winning record. Havn't done that in years.

 

[bamawriter]

They have to start by beeting a team with a winning record. Havn't done that in years.

They beat Ole Miss and NC State this year. Both finished 7-6.

 

[Vol4life25]

And your twitter handle is stupid. No offense though.

Just because you say "No offense", doesnt mean you can say anything you want. lol

 

[thebjd]

Check out the pair of exchanges below.

Aaron Murray @aaronmurray11 7 Jan 13 Aj McCarrons girlfriend needs to become a Dawg fan #dawgsontop
AJ McCarron @10AJMcCarron @aaronmurray11 u don't win enough bud!! #15
8 Jan 13 ReplyRetweetFavorite

 

[reVealed]

And your twitter handle is stupid. No offense though.

Not my twitter

 

[rkw38]

I get the @ stuff on twitter. What is the purpose of the # before a lot of words following a response?

For instance Butch Jones@Butch Jones
Great to be on the hill. #Rocky Top

I made that up and I know the twitter name is not right. What is the purpose of # Rocky Top?

 

[bamacheats]

Not my twitter

Sure.

 

[UTvol1fn]

I get the @ stuff on twitter. What is the purpose of the # before a lot of words following a response?

For instance Butch Jones@Butch Jones
Great to be on the hill. #Rocky Top

I made that up and I know the twitter name is not right. What is the purpose of # Rocky Top?

Let me google that for you

 

[OrangeBalls]

They beat Ole Miss and NC State this year. Both finished 7-6.

They should be co-national champs with Bama then!

 

[Vol_51]

I just ended every tweet about the game with #notredamnit