Gardening tips.

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gsvol

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No 10: Gardening was invented in 1822 by Albert Gardener.

No 9: Plant avocado, tomatoes, onions and cilantro (coriander) together and grow a guacamole tree.

No 8: Eggplants (aubergine) were originally cultivated for use as doorstops.

No 7: In his lifetime, the average American will eat half a radish.

No 6: The largest zucchini (courgette) ever grown contained a Starbucks.

No 5: Later this year the Supreme Court will finally rule on "tomato" vs "tomahto."

No 4: If you have an actual green thumb, it might be scurvy.

No 3: Lettuce is 96% water and 4% lettuce.

No 2: The White House tool shed contains shovels, trowels and Weed Whacker One.

No 1: "With enough care and effort you can grow your own Barack-oli."






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Sad fact of the matter GS, I can see Uncle Joe making those statements as troof.
 
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at least those guys were funny

Mathou's best role ever imo was in 'Lonely are the Brave', my all time favorite movie.

I could be funnier if you didn't take all my jokes and edit them to a seperate thread dude.

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