Gator fans keeping it classy

[Rockytoptn83]

Gators t-shirt at Baton Rouge strip club leads to wild chase

Dear God.

 

[508mikey]

LawGator faxing his business card to the BR jail

 

[VFL-82-JP]

With a name like Everett L. Beauchamp the Fourth, life's gotta keep coming at you at 180 mph. Otherwise, like a shark that stops swimming, you die.

The reporter didn't mention whether he was wearing jorts. I'm gonna guess yep.

 

[Lawrence Wright]

facepalm

 

[malinoisvol]

Have you ever heard "Lance" the gator fan from Jasper, Tennessee call in to the Finebaum show? If you have, substitute "Lance" for "Beauchamp" while reading the op and see if you can do it without laughing. Hahahaha

 

[zeppelin128]

The visual image of a drunk guy chasing dude with a stool is priceless. Gotta love the SEC.

 

[joevol33]

Haha

 

[mdrew27]

.45 wow

 

[Rockytoptn83]

With a name like Everett L. Beauchamp the Fourth, life's gotta keep coming at you at 180 mph. Otherwise, like a shark that stops swimming, you die.

The reporter didn't mention whether he was wearing jorts. I'm gonna guess yep.

I have a mental image of this guy and he's totally wearing jorts and a visor.

 

[wayne1]

With a name like Everett L. Beauchamp the Fourth, life's gotta keep coming at you at 180 mph. Otherwise, like a shark that stops swimming, you die.

The reporter didn't mention whether he was wearing jorts. I'm gonna guess yep.

Maybe that Lance is what the "L" in Everett L. Beauchamp IV stands for?

 

[HialeahGator]

"Failure to maintain control"?

I'm guilty of this charge on a good nite of drinking.

 

[Rockytoptn83]

"Failure to maintain control"?

I'm guilty of this charge on a good nite of drinking.

Do you also chase people with barstools, shoot your .45 at them, and crash into lakes ?

 

[zeppelin128]

Do you also chase people with barstools, shoot your .45 at them, and crash into lakes ?

I thought this was a normal reaction? I do this every weekend to opposing fans after black out drinking in strip clubs.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

I thought this was a normal reaction? I do this every weekend to opposing fans after black out drinking in strip clubs.

Everett?

 

[JBondVol]

Wasn't it said by a gator couple days ago, something about Vol fans having a respect complex? Good timing :lolabove:

 

[zeppelin128]

Everett?

For some reason I imagine this guy likes to be called Beauchamp. If his middle name was Lester it would be too perfect.

 

[Coug]

How is firing a gun at an occupied vehicle not attempted murder?

 

[YankeeVol]

Awesome

 

[Iam4utalways]

Michigan fans can be annoying.

 

[Boca Vol]

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

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Whatever parent(s) let their child turn out like that should be charged with some sort of crime against humanity, at least reckless endangerment.

 

[Plecoptera]

How is firing a gun at an occupied vehicle not attempted murder?

Good question. I don't know what the recommended sentence is for the listed crimes, but it sounds like he could be looking at several years in prison.

 

[kiddiedoc]

Good question. I don't know what the recommended sentence is for the listed crimes, but it sounds like he could be looking at several years in prison.

Hopefully beyond reproductive age.

 

[RikidyBones]

"Failure to maintain control"?

I'm guilty of this charge on a good nite of drinking.

So when's your next court date and why were you in Louisiana?

 

[BucksnortVol]

Sounds like Everett L. Beauchamp IV is at least a "Honorable Mention" candidate for a Harvey Updyke Award. And the truck in the lake?....Nice touch.