I thought this was funny and had to post. My mom, in her late 70s, is convinced she will be able to spot my son on TV at TBA tonight. (He's a freshman at UT.) So to humor her I texted him and asked where he will be sitting. He said he will be to the left of the band as seen on TV, in the student section, and will be wearing "an orange sweatshirt or white shirt."
Well, that certainly narrows it down.