Geez, look at this 9 year old

[Sabanocchio]

DeLaVauntavious Harris, ATH

This is from the LWS blog if anyone is interested in reading the rest.

STATS: #27, Age 9, 6′2″ 257 lbs.

SCHOOL: None

SKILL SET: I won’t bore you with Harris’ abilities, because it’s old news by now. He is THE beast, the ultimate stud, the perfect specimen, the Specibeastud if you will. From his perfect abs to his sinewy lats to his shuttle time, Harris has single-handedly given me the motivation to continue to intensely watch young men play this game for hours a day, 7 days a week. I have experienced no greater joy in my life than covering, watching, studying, delving into all that is DeLaVauntavious Harris. In short, he is the greatest under 15 prospect in history. He was the first 7 year old to be offered by a D-1 school (Miami), and I applaud da U for their talent evaluation and recruiting savvy.

INTANGIBLES: Parents – Harris’ mother LaQuantisha is his rock. His father is unknown to him, although we can assume that he was an impressive athlete; LaQuantisha told me in an exclusive interview that she “only got with them ballas”. Personal – Prospective schools need not worry about DeLaVauntavious Harris. Aside from a few small incidents, Harris has been a model 9 year old. For purposes of journalistic integrity, however, I should report these insignificant happenings. Last year, Harris stabbed his teacher in the neck with a shiv crafted from his ruler, but we all know that this incident was overblown by the media. Two years ago, he stole his neighbors bike, and when confronted about the theft, Harris “allegedly” tied the 14 year old to a bus stop, using the bike chain. Three years ago, he was arrested for soliciting sex from an 11 member Asian family. Aside from these small blemishes, Harris is a great kid with an excellent work ethic. He currently is not enrolled in school, as the terms of his most recent prison sentence do not allow for elementary school participation. Miami, FSU, Cincinnati and Ole Miss have offered.

QUOTE: “I’ll bleed ya, real quiet, leave ya here – got that?”

 

[Sabanocchio]

Fake, but funny.

 

[dickens821]

This has gotta be fake, right?

Duh
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[Knox9552]

umm....:blink:

 

[Bear Bryant]

Super sperm.

 

[charleshaynie]

That entire article was hilarious. It is on the 2nd page of the thread about Tyler Smith returning. Must read.

 

[checkerboard_charly]

what is the link to that blog?

 

[RCKYT0P]

Funny

 

[TennTradition]

what is the link to that blog?

By LWS, does he mean loserwithsocks?

 

[toyotaboy]

classic roidhead.

 

[dan4vols]

Arnold Swartzeneggar/Oprah Winfrey love child...product of the ultimate big O.

 

[Tyler865]

Haha.....
It looks like they were putting steroids in his baby bottle.

 

[TennesseeFan07]

Funny.

 

[s1216]

This kid needs to starting eating only hormone-free meat.

 

[gamecocks=beasts]

thats what happens when chuck norris and tim tebow have a baby. Oh wait . . . . :wacko::wacko:

 

[MillsfieldVOL]

I said, "Look at this 9 year old PJ" she says, "something ain't right,that's gross." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:dance2:

 

[VolDC]

I thought that was Rod Wilks at age 9...........


:lolabove: My first Rod Wilks joke.

 

[rexvol]

I checked snopes and this is not a fake. the kid is the real deal.