Genie In A Bottle

[surrealvol]

If you were walking along the Tennessee River just below Neyland Stadium AND you found an old bottle, AND you removed the cork, AND a genie popped out, AND it gave you three wishes, WHAT WOULD YOUR THREE WISHES BE?

Be careful! :question:

 

[OWB]

1. An unlimited credit card that pays it's own bill and dispenses M&M's.

2. The ability to snap my fingers and end up at any Tennessee game in the best seats with nobody sitting around me. (except for beautiful women all wearing orange and calling me pookie while feeding me grapes and making sure that I am comfortable)

3. Immortality

Close seconds....

1. An aol customer service employee that speaks English.
2. All the utility workers would be on time or maybe even early...phone, cable, etc.
3. All ignorant people and bammers would live on another planet. (I get to pick the planet)

 

[kiddiedoc]

1. Peace
2. A cure for HIV
3. An end to hunger and starvation

 

[volmanjr]

football year round
world peace
GOOD homes for all children

 

[surrealvol]

Sorry, I forgot to list my three.

1) An end to war and agression worldwide
2) More education and literacy worldwide
3) Better health worldwide

 

[JohnsonCityVol]

Originally posted by kiddiedoc@Mar 3, 2005 9:56 AM
1. Peace
2. A cure for HIV
3. An end to hunger and starvation

It's ok.... The Miss America judges aren't going to be reading this thread, go ahead and wish for the $$$$$.

 

[surrealvol]

Originally posted by JohnsonCityVol+Mar 3, 2005 8:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JohnsonCityVol @ Mar 3, 2005 8:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kiddiedoc@Mar 3, 2005 9:56 AM
1. Peace
2. A cure for HIV
3. An end to hunger and starvation

It&#39;s ok.... The Miss America judges aren&#39;t going to be reading this thread, go ahead and wish for the &#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;. [/quote]

See Genie #2 in a bottle.