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A Georgia fan sent this to me in an e-mail and i thought i would share it with you guys...this girl is a moron.


Tennessee - Where people can't spell
By Erin Camp

Even as I write this in what most people recognize as plain English, I
understand that it might be a little hard for most residents of
Tennessee to
understand, so I'll try to dumb it down as possible Or for the UT
students,
just take this to your professor, pass it off as your own writing and
you'll
likely receive a passing grade. Apparently that's how the profs at UT
"teach" nowadays, especially if you are an athlete (sumbudy who plays
sports). At UGA, our students were at least given a test (however easy
or
hard) before "given" a grade. Apparently getting a passing grade (any
letter
that luks like an A, B, or C) is as easy as getting your diploma at UT.
All
you have to do is go into any bathroom stall at UT, and their diplomas
will
be conveniently located on the wall near the toilet ... I think they've
labeled them "sanitary sheets".

Everyone here knows exactly what UT has to say about us. All the
mullet,
drinking and Georgia jokes -- seriously, it's been done. Yes, we know
how to
correctly spell dawgs. Yes, our mascot ACTUALLY is what we say it is
(we are
the Bulldogs, and lo and behold, we have a bulldog mascot. I guess that
whole concept escaped the UT fans).

Yes, we pregame harder than you party. Yes, we love our football (we do
tend
to win titles occasionally). Yes, we bleed red and black. Yes, we have
freshman quarterbacks ... who shut out South Carolina may I add. Yes,
the
Vols won two years ago, but with a 1-4 record against the Dawgs, I
wouldn't
be so quick to go there. Not too bad for the Vols, whose quarterback
wanted
to ?beat' Georgia "single-handedly, with one hand tied behind his
back."
Yes, we have our share of scandals and yes, we have squeaked by with
close
victories so far this season. But a Win is a win and undefeated is
something
the Vols can't claim ... or spell.

But I digress (I will stop talking bout it, it's two easy). As we all
know
from newspapers, sportscasts, and websites -- or in Tennessee's case,
two
tin cans tied together by a rope -- UT is making its bi-yearly (ery
uther
yere) trip to the Classic City with the futile (down rite sillie) hopes
of
winning against the No. 10-ranked Bulldogs in our own stadium, instead
of
the worlds biggest Home Depot they like to call Neyland Stadium. But
from an
incident that happened last year, there may be stricter (more tuffer)
differences to this game.

Last year, Athletic Director Damon Evans confirmed (sed) on this day
that
UGA received a letter (the kind you git in the mayl) from University of
Tennessee Campus Operations requesting (askin four) payment of a fine
for
littering (trashin up the place). President Michael Adams, who has
recently
led a charge to clean up the UGA campus on game day, expressed (sed he
wuz
sorry bout) "regret" over the situation. He promised to meet with Head
Coach
Mark Richt to discuss the allegation (talk bout the ishue). The letter
from
UT was apparently generated after the empty can of WHOOPAZZ that
Georgia
opened on Tennessee, which was not disposed of properly after the game
inside Neyland Stadium. "We usually designate one of the freshmen to
pick up
the empty can." Georgia Safety Greg Blue said. "I guess with all the UT
fans
leaving early, he got distracted." Phil Fulmer is expected to contact
the
league office about Georgia's use of the ENTIRE can. They also wish to
discuss the issue of the last three years of rent on Neyland Stadium
that
Fulmer owes Richt ... seeing as how Richt owns the Vols in it.

This year, the Dawgs victory will be followed by the weekly tobacco
spittin'
contest held by the UT cheerleaders, and they need folks to play ...
any
Volunteers?

Erin Camp is a senior at Georgia and will likely never step foot in
Tennessee after this story.
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#2
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Well, well, well. Articles like these will just make a victory in Georgia tonight sooooo darn SWEET!!!!!!!
 
#4
#4
Erin, Erin, Erin.....glasshouse...rocks

Low Grad Rates Among UGA Athletes
Provided By: The Associated Press
Last Modified: 10/5/2006 2:10:05 PM

ATHENS, Ga. (AP) -- University of Georgia President Michael Adams says the school will continue to accept some student athletes who do not meet admission requirements despite an NCAA report that shows poor graduation rates for men’s basketball and football teams.

Adams told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution in an interview yesterday that the university still has to compete in the Southeastern Conference.

Figures released last week by the NCAA show only nine percent of UGA men’s basketball players and 41 percent of its football players who were accepted from 1996 to 1999 graduated within six years.

The basketball rate was the second-worst among the 319 Division One institutions that fielded teams. Both rates were the worst among 12 Southeastern Conference teams.

Many major college sports programs routinely recruit athletes who have grades that are lower than the general student population.

UGA football coach Mark Richt has said it’s necessary to take calculated recruiting risks since coaches’ job security often depends on whether they can lead their team to a bowl game or berth in the NCAA tournament.
 
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#6
Yes, we have freshman quarterbacks ... who shut out South Carolina may I add.
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I think this tells you all you need to know about Erin's football knowledge.

...and I hate to rip on a college kid, but that sounded like something you'd read in a middle school English class.
 
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WillisWG said:
Erin, Erin, Erin.....glasshouse...rocks

Low Grad Rates Among UGA Athletes
Provided By: The Associated Press
Last Modified: 10/5/2006 2:10:05 PM

ATHENS, Ga. (AP) -- University of Georgia President Michael Adams says the school will continue to accept some student athletes who do not meet admission requirements despite an NCAA report that shows poor graduation rates for men’s basketball and football teams.

Adams told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution in an interview yesterday that the university still has to compete in the Southeastern Conference.

Figures released last week by the NCAA show only nine percent of UGA men’s basketball players and 41 percent of its football players who were accepted from 1996 to 1999 graduated within six years.

The basketball rate was the second-worst among the 319 Division One institutions that fielded teams. Both rates were the worst among 12 Southeastern Conference teams.

Many major college sports programs routinely recruit athletes who have grades that are lower than the general student population.

UGA football coach Mark Richt has said it’s necessary to take calculated recruiting risks since coaches’ job security often depends on whether they can lead their team to a bowl game or berth in the NCAA tournament.
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The new pres of uga fired the old athletics director cause of this, then recently said that.
:question:
 
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Typical Buttsniffer!!! I agree that Georgia has had their way with us here recently, but one of these days, I don't know when, but one of these days, the tables are going to turn again, and when it does, she can take the paper she wasted her time with to write that stupid 5th grade article, and wipe her a** with it!
 
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#10
Well, folks, you just need to realize here that this young lady (Oops!) woman, who obviously doesn't know that much about the programs, the rivalry, and how to exhibit what she purports to criticze in her own article, is the type person who does not have the class to approach the richness of an exciting SEC game with the respect that both programs and their fans deserve.

If you give this more than a passing glance, you deserve the consternation it so poorly provides...just another individual who thinks she knows a lot more than she actually does.

Somewhat pitiful if you ask me...
 
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surrealvol said:
Well, folks, you just need to realize here that this young lady (Oops!) woman, who obviously doesn't know that much about the programs, the rivalry, and how to exhibit what she purports to criticze in her own article, is the type person who does not have the class to approach the richness of an exciting SEC game with the respect that both programs and their fans deserve.

If you give this more than a passing glance, you deserve the consternation it so poorly provides...just another individual who thinks she knows a lot more than she actually does.

Somewhat pitiful if you ask me...
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Well said
 
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surrealvol said:
Well, folks, you just need to realize here that this young lady (Oops!) woman, who obviously doesn't know that much about the programs, the rivalry, and how to exhibit what she purports to criticze in her own article, is the type person who does not have the class to approach the richness of an exciting SEC game with the respect that both programs and their fans deserve.

If you give this more than a passing glance, you deserve the consternation it so poorly provides...just another individual who thinks she knows a lot more than she actually does.

Somewhat pitiful if you ask me...
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Yes, well said indeed...and great spelling I might add! :p
 
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#13
Maybe LIO should speak to this youngster and mentor her. I'm sure she could straighten her out.:)
 
#15
#15
Haha! Someone needs to put this little lassy in the know.

Anyone remember the Georgia history of basketball class, where 39 of 39 "students" made As? A course, naturally, taught by the assistant basketball coach, where many a UGA basketball player made an A in the cours without ever showing up for the tests. I also remember that the assistant coach took off quite a few classes and let an administrative assistant without even a Master's degree "teach" quite a few of these esteemed courses.
 
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CheyennePress said:
Haha! Someone needs to put this little lassy in the know.

Anyone remember the Georgia history of basketball class, where 39 of 39 "students" made As? A course, naturally, taught by the assistant basketball coach, where many a UGA basketball player made an A in the cours without ever showing up for the tests. I also remember that the assistant coach took off quite a few classes and let an administrative assistant without even a Master's degree "teach" quite a few of these esteemed courses.
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http://www.uga.edu/ao/kemp.html

Some things never change....Erin is probably too young to remember Jan Kemp, the UGA Professor who spilled the beans on UGA in the mid 80s
 
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we need not to bring to bear the number of Nobel Laureates, Rhodes Scholars, Astronauts, and the like that have hailed from the Knoxville campus....cause tonight, all that counts, is WE CAN SURE PLAY SOME DAGGUM FOOTBALL!!!!
 
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#19
I'm really looking forward to the post game writings of Erin...:yes:
 
#21
#21
hmanvolfan said:
I hope you're not holding you breath waiting for a concession speech Bloody... :eek:hmy:
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I'm not, I just think it's funny when people write stuff like this and then get their tails kicked in. :salute:
 
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:yes:
OWB said:
I'm not, I just think it's funny when people write stuff like this and then get their tails kicked in. :salute:
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I know, I'm just kidding around with ya in a giddy sort of mood!!
 
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