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Well, most of mine come from hanging out and drinking way too much at O'Charley's...ahhh, memories.
I had a fat chick hit on me repeatedly before the Arkansas game in 2002, asking me for my number, where I was sitting, etc. Of course, I gave her a fake number and told her I was sitting in like YY8, when I was really sitting in like GG or something.
There's also the time that my friends and I brought a Nebraska fan to his first game (Marshall, '03). He loved to try and make fun of us rednecks, but he was the biggest one of them all, attracking every type there by getting on the chairs and singing Rocky Top. This was also the same day that the busboy there (who was a little slow) just walked up to me and strating screaming all sorts of obscenities at me for no apparent reason.
This day was an eventful day, as we had one redneck that was attracted to our Nebraska friend eventually try to start a fight with the bouncers because they made him put his shirt back on. After his encounter, he proceeded to tell us how there was gonna be "Bloodshed in this m'fer" if the bouncer touched him again. Some of his friends bought us several beers after our Nebraska friend kept yelling "Simon and Burnett, baby, Simon and Burnett!" The guy that bought all the beers had TCB tattooed on his knuckles. We have the pics to prove it.
The next story is after the Miami game in 2003. Didn't actually attend, but went to a bar in Murfreesboro to watch the game, and I personally got totally hammered. Several beers, a few shots, a UT win, and about 3 bloody mary's later (all by myself), we decide to go to the MTSU game and sit in my friend's box. There, all they had was Budweiser in a can. Who am I to turn down a free beer or (or 6)? During most of the game, I'm just slapping people on the back and hollering "We beat F'in Miami!". Apparently, I was told to say it, don't spray it more than once.
Those are just a couple of short stories. I might think of more later.
I had a fat chick hit on me repeatedly before the Arkansas game in 2002, asking me for my number, where I was sitting, etc. Of course, I gave her a fake number and told her I was sitting in like YY8, when I was really sitting in like GG or something.
There's also the time that my friends and I brought a Nebraska fan to his first game (Marshall, '03). He loved to try and make fun of us rednecks, but he was the biggest one of them all, attracking every type there by getting on the chairs and singing Rocky Top. This was also the same day that the busboy there (who was a little slow) just walked up to me and strating screaming all sorts of obscenities at me for no apparent reason.
This day was an eventful day, as we had one redneck that was attracted to our Nebraska friend eventually try to start a fight with the bouncers because they made him put his shirt back on. After his encounter, he proceeded to tell us how there was gonna be "Bloodshed in this m'fer" if the bouncer touched him again. Some of his friends bought us several beers after our Nebraska friend kept yelling "Simon and Burnett, baby, Simon and Burnett!" The guy that bought all the beers had TCB tattooed on his knuckles. We have the pics to prove it.
The next story is after the Miami game in 2003. Didn't actually attend, but went to a bar in Murfreesboro to watch the game, and I personally got totally hammered. Several beers, a few shots, a UT win, and about 3 bloody mary's later (all by myself), we decide to go to the MTSU game and sit in my friend's box. There, all they had was Budweiser in a can. Who am I to turn down a free beer or (or 6)? During most of the game, I'm just slapping people on the back and hollering "We beat F'in Miami!". Apparently, I was told to say it, don't spray it more than once.
Those are just a couple of short stories. I might think of more later.
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At the Georgia game this year, we ended up leaving a tad early because we had some extra diet cokes back at the truck. On our way there, we were flagged down by a lady who said there was a guy hanging out "guarding" their TV. When approached, dude went crazy and started professing he was Jesus and obviously out of his mind, said he wasn't moving.
I ran back to the stadium and rounded up about 10 cops on bikes, they followed me and proceeded to get the guy. When they find him he picks up a knife,( needless to say, not the best thing to do when Johnny Law is crowding you in a corner) and proceeed to take him down.
We don't know the rest of the story, the diet cokes were getting warm...
I ran back to the stadium and rounded up about 10 cops on bikes, they followed me and proceeded to get the guy. When they find him he picks up a knife,( needless to say, not the best thing to do when Johnny Law is crowding you in a corner) and proceeed to take him down.
We don't know the rest of the story, the diet cokes were getting warm...
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Substitute "diet cokes" with beer, and I say you got one heck of a story going.
In fact, it's safe to say that any alcohol related incident is worth posting.
Sadly, I don't have any tail-gating stories.
But here is the closest I have.
Al Dhafra Air Base, United Arab Emirates. I was at the bar (Yes, one of the few places to drink in the middle east) 4 beer limit, but there were ways around that. Anyways, games come on later at night over there which makes every day game a night game and every night game a early morning game. It was the 2003 UF game and a gator was in ear shot of my ramblings. After the hail mary touchdown, the angry gator assaulted me after I pointed and laughed at him.
Moral of the story, don't point and laugh at an angry gator fan that is bigger than you.
I have inserted two pictures. One is Pre-Gator Attack. The other is full on struggle for air. Enjoy.
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One time we were looking to sell some tickets to the UGA game and a fella that was obviously looking to "re-sell" them approached us...My friend said "no we aren't selling them to you"....the other dude then responded with "Oh so you won't sell them to my kind, but you want an "(explitive)" to run the ball for ya??" ...My friend then told him to get away from us before we called the Dept. of Homeland Security on him.
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That reminds me of the time my wife was in downtown Nashville. She was sitting at the red light. Some guy walked up to her and said could I just give you the two dollars for a ride instead of waiting to ride the bus because my legs are hurting. She said no. I"m sorry, can't do that. He said thats right you are a sorry______ , _________, ______________!
Tough guy!
Tough guy!
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After the Ole Miss game last year in Oxford, we were walking out of the stadium, and several Vol fans were cheering, mainly just to spite some Old Maid fans who were talking trash for some reason. One drunk sorority chick (we assume as much, because everyone dresses up like they are going to church there) turned around and starting talking smack. While walking backwards and stumbling on her high heels, she proceeds to tell us how we should have won by more than we did if we were so good, and also told us"You're not allowed in our Grove!"
We all just starting laughing hysterically, and she just keep saying that over and over again, almost falling down several times.
We all just starting laughing hysterically, and she just keep saying that over and over again, almost falling down several times.
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Here's another one...not really tailgating, but actually at the game. It was Bama, 1994, and there was a couple sitting in front of me and my dad. The guy was a Bammer, and the girl was a UT fan. The guy ran his mouth all game long, getting more drunk as each quarter passed. Of course, after the incomplete pass by Peyton on 4th down at the end of the game, the stands up and starts yelling like the dumb Bammer drunk he was. The chick was embarrassed, and I, being the 15 year old player I was at the time, leaned over and said "Baby, you need to dump that Bammer loser and get with a real man like me". Of course, that didn't happen, but she did smile and say something like "Yeah, that might be a good idea after tonight".
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Just thought of another one...
Before the Bama game last year, my friends and I were hanging out at O'Charley's drinking (seems most of my stories start out that way). Anyway, I had struck up a conversation with a good natured Bammer, and, low and behold, the dj started playing "Sweet Home Alabama". Of course, both the Bammers and UT fans had requested to have this song played, for completely different reasons. LOL
They started playing the song, and when the chorus hit, I, being the drunk dumbass I can be sometimes, get right up in the face of the Bammers, singing the "real" version "F YOU ALABAMA!", and making up stuff about Alabama as part of the second verse in the chorus. This went on throughout the entire song, and even after it was over. They then played Rocky Top, and of course I sang the correct version, while they sang something about being cheaters of the SEC (which they know alot about).
It was a good time, as the jabbing went back and forth until we left for the game. Good thing they had a good attitude, otherwise there might have been a fight brewing. LOL
Before the Bama game last year, my friends and I were hanging out at O'Charley's drinking (seems most of my stories start out that way). Anyway, I had struck up a conversation with a good natured Bammer, and, low and behold, the dj started playing "Sweet Home Alabama". Of course, both the Bammers and UT fans had requested to have this song played, for completely different reasons. LOL
They started playing the song, and when the chorus hit, I, being the drunk dumbass I can be sometimes, get right up in the face of the Bammers, singing the "real" version "F YOU ALABAMA!", and making up stuff about Alabama as part of the second verse in the chorus. This went on throughout the entire song, and even after it was over. They then played Rocky Top, and of course I sang the correct version, while they sang something about being cheaters of the SEC (which they know alot about).
It was a good time, as the jabbing went back and forth until we left for the game. Good thing they had a good attitude, otherwise there might have been a fight brewing. LOL
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I was tailgating before the 03 Ga game just up hill from the River, and this GA chick was coming to use the "facilities" by our truck. When I say facilities, I mean that she was dropping trow behind some trees on the hill.
Well this little strumpet clad in red was afraid that me and the boys were trying to sneek a peek at the goodies, so she moved further, and further down the hill.....into full view of all of the traffic below. Of course we kept encouraging her to move a little further down cause we could still see her little drunk butt. That my friend was a classic moment in UT/UGA football history.
Well this little strumpet clad in red was afraid that me and the boys were trying to sneek a peek at the goodies, so she moved further, and further down the hill.....into full view of all of the traffic below. Of course we kept encouraging her to move a little further down cause we could still see her little drunk butt. That my friend was a classic moment in UT/UGA football history.
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