God does not like cocky......

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OrangeEmpire

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KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

God helps those who help themselves... Generally helping yourself begins with not provoking a hungry lion.
 
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Maybe the lion had be praying for someone to jump into the den?

(stolen from a Conan O'Brien joke about the story)
 
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I think he had something going....until he added "if he exists". Faith and then doubt....way to go pal....
 
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And yes the lion said God will send me a doubting fool....and did NOT add "if he exists".
 
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#6
....Do I believe in God?

Absolutely.

But, natural selection has it's place in this world.
 

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