Goodbye

[Weezer]

What exactly did we do to get this wacko thread moved here? Did a mod just want to see the sharks attack or something? Is the Zone now just the DisposAll of VolNation?

Now? We've always been VN's butthole. This is where all the **** ends up.

 

[Weezer]

The zone has always been the dumping ground for wacky threads

I like my analogy better.

 

[Weezer]

It’s where all us older dudes go to die a slow painful death.

We're also VN's funny bone. We contain all the humor of the entire site.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I miss dan.

 

[TopsideVol]

Dan was a cool guy.
Reminds me of this movie

 

[TopsideVol]

 

[Souce]

I'm glad Dan is gone.

 

[hmanvolfan]

It’s like we never knew you Dan.

 

[joevol33]

I was thinking more like Dan and Ann from where the red fern grows. Isn't Dan the one that was kilt by the mountain Lion? Maybe Dan got eat

 

[TopsideVol]

That was a graphic book. Think I read it the fourth or fifth grade. Dans intestines errwhere

 

[Souce]

@dan4vols, I'm sorry you had to go, but it was in the best interest of everyone involved. Some may be able to forgive you, but I cannot. What you did was cruel, disgusting, and unforgivable. I hope you realize one day how much damage you've caused for so many good people.

 

[Weezer]

@dan4vols, I'm sorry you had to go, but it was in the best interest of everyone involved. Some may be able to forgive you, but I cannot. What you did was cruel, disgusting, and unforgivable. I hope you realize one day how much damage you've caused for so many good people.

Show me on the doll where Dan touched you.

 

[Souce]

I've had a change of heart. Miss you, @dan4vols.

 

[joevol33]

I swore I'd never let another man hurt me after Behr, but here Dan has gone and done it.

 

[Weezer]

Dan is nothing but an attention whore. I hope you stay gone, Dan. We don't need you.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I guess that's how I wound up here.

They don't call you vol in exile for nothing

 

[volfanbill]

@dan4vols, weezer is just mad because he’s the OG attention whore. Pay him no mind. I think you should come back and aim for 20k. Set a reasonable goal, like getting to 20k before @joevol33 gets to a million.

 

[Weezer]

@dan4vols, weezer is just mad because he’s the OG attention whore. Pay him no mind. I think you should come back and aim for 20k. Set a reasonable goal, like getting to 20k before @joevol33 gets to a million.

That's mean and hurtful. I hope you get an ingrown toe nail.

 

[volfanbill]

That's mean and hurtful. I hope you get an ingrown toe nail.

You savage!

 

[Souce]

Dan, wanna play secret Santa with @Behr and I?

 

[Weezer]

Dan, wanna play secret Santa with @Behr and I?

Don't do it Dan. When they say Santa's sack it's not what you think.

Or if you're a little on the pervy side maybe it is.

 

[Behr]

Come on Dan, we'll make Weezer let you play too.

 

[Tin Man]

Um... Why didn't this thread get moved to the Pub? Isn't that where all threads ill-suited to the FF get shunted?

 

[Weezer]

Come on Dan, we'll make Weezer let you play too.

Dan, Behr really wants to come down your chimney.

Mommy and daddy make me watch their inappropriate kink fest. My 8yo girly mind has been scarred.

 

[UT IE 95]

Damnit, will everyone just leave Dan alone. He's clearly in pain and you a-holes are not helping here.