Goodbye

[Behr]

About?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Damnit, will everyone just leave Dan alone. He's clearly in pain and you a-holes are not helping here.

We’re not assholes. We’re hemorrhoids. We irritate assholes

 

[Souce]

 

[Weezer]

The obsession with mouse peckers in this thread disturbs me.

 

[joevol33]

You see what you've done Dan? Now Weezer is disturbed.

 

[Behr]

The obsession with mouse peckers in this thread disturbs me.

 

[volfanbill]

You see what you've done Dan? Now Weezer is disturbed.

Weezer was disturbed long before Dan ever even thought about post #1.

 

[Weezer]

Not an appropriate thing to say to your 8yo daughter.

 

[Behr]

Touché.

 

[volfanbill]

Weezer was disturbed long before Dan ever even thought about post #1.

Not an appropriate thing to say to your 8yo daughter.

Case in point

 

[Weezer]

Weezer was disturbed long before Dan ever even thought about post #1.

Great thoughts come from an eccentric mind.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'm not a fan of Dan.
He doesn't understand how the zone is ran.
Maybe he should get a ban.

Can you ban someone who already left?

Hmmmmmm.....

 

[joevol33]

I bet Dan is a cat person

 

[TopsideVol]

Found the dunk vid

 

[UT IE 95]

He’s in pain cause he reached 10k posts and may have hurt somebody’s feelings?

Dan is a deep human. His pain is real. He reached a milestone in his life and this board is making him feel like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Dan is a deep human. His pain is real. He reached a milestone in his life and this board is making him feel like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Maybe he should’ve thought longer about starting this thread then. I personally don’t have any problem with him but one shouldn’t be surprised at the reaction to the original post.

 

[malinoisvol]

Tasty!

 

[VolNExile]

Dan, be sure to say hi to Volman365. Don’t want him to feel lonely!

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Dan is a deep human. His pain is real. He reached a milestone in his life and this board is making him feel like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

You got something against PB&J?

 

[malinoisvol]

I've never felt lik a PB&J sammich. Trying too imagine it. All I can imagine is OoeyGooey sticky and smooth.

 

[volfanbill]

PB&Js are delicious. I eat them about an hour before my long runs (8 or more miles) and I’m golden

 

[UT IE 95]

You got something against PB&J?

Dan is the peanut butter, all smooth and fulfilling. Some people may have to sit at a different lunch table because of Dan.
This board is the jelly, sticky and fruity. Some are like marmalade, some are like jam, and others are like an aged preserve.
Those two are smashed together in the bread of the internet and Volnation cries for a hurt nation.

 

[joevol33]

Dan is the peanut butter, all smooth and fulfilling. Some people may have to sit at a different lunch table because of Dan.
This board is the jelly, sticky and fruity. Some are like marmalade, some are like jam, and others are like an aged preserve.
Those two are smashed together in the bread of the internet and Volnation cries for a hurt nation.

Dan is like the dollar Tree brand of peanut butter. Cheap, smells bad, and leaves you sick. How dare he play with our emotions. Dan, you are no Peter Pan or jif sir!

 

[508mikey]

Dan is Goober Grape

 

[Weezer]

Dan is the peanut butter, all smooth and fulfilling. Some people may have to sit at a different lunch table because of Dan.
This board is the jelly, sticky and fruity. Some are like marmalade, some are like jam, and others are like an aged preserve.
Those two are smashed together in the bread of the internet and Volnation cries for a hurt nation.

Is Dan a friend of yours? A secret crush? You seem awfully defensive of someone who just up and left us like that. Dan should be ashamed of himself.