Great news for liberal democrats!

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#2
i vote we drop pianos on skinny liberals and see if they duck. we'll start with the senate and congress, and of course the skinniest lib of the all -Hussein. of would hussein be considered a marxist, i wonder how marxist's defenses are?
 
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#4
Couldn't one's physical condition affect your personality, and thus your "timidness" in this experiment? I feel like it is a bit of a leap to assume it has to directly do with your physique (or lack of).
 
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IPorange said:
Couldn't one's physical condition affect your personality, and thus your "timidness" in this experiment? I feel like it is a bit of a leap to assume it has to directly do with your physique (or lack of).
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Why is there one who has to be reasonable...

:dunno:
 
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#9
Eh, at least the liberals would have the sense to jump out of the way. If we dropped a piano on Bush, he'd just watch it as it got closer and closer and .. splat!
 
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#11
Scientists think this inclination might have evolved to help the weak escape from approaching danger. Back when humans were prey for large mammals, the less physically fit may have benefited from earlier warnings of incoming threats.
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What is with this evolution crap? We were obviously designed this way, by an omnipotent designer we can't explain empirically, proved by the fact that we can't conclusively prove otherwise.
 
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HawaiiVol said:
I think he means that Republicans are fat.
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You bet and Southern Baptist.

fat-man-in-suit.jpg
 
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lawgator1 said:
Eh, at least the liberals would have the sense to jump out of the way. If we dropped a piano on Bush, he'd just watch it as it got closer and closer and .. splat!
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Don't you have pro bono work to do to make up for the guilt of stealing of all that money from people?
 
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rjd970 said:
What is with this evolution crap? We were obviously designed this way, by an omnipotent designer we can't explain empirically, proved by the fact that we can't conclusively prove otherwise.
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Exactly!

We can't prove either one!

I prefer the Red Planet theory of aliens from Mars.
 
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Bush indeed had great relfexes there. Of course, he had plenty of time to work on them since he wasn't borthering to run the country the last three years.
 
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lawgator1 said:
Eh, at least the liberals would have the sense to jump out of the way. If we dropped a piano on Bush, he'd just watch it as it got closer and closer and .. splat!
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now that was funny, especially the drama buildup to the finale.
 
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lawgator1 said:
Bush indeed had great relfexes there. Of course, he had plenty of time to work on them since he wasn't borthering to run the country the last three years.
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Borthering? I need to check my leftist lexicon translator for that definition.

And we know Obama is truly running the country now. The stimulus bill and the budget was designed by Nancy and Harry. We know the speeches are not his either. What exactly is Obama doing again? I mean besides high fives and becoming drinking buddies with thugs...

His incredible teleprompter skills and lack of a press conference with a capability of answering relevant questions leads me to call him the Wizard of Oz. Problem is I am not sure who the man behind the curtain is that is controlling Barry.
 
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