Grudenisms

[Jake]

I thought it might be fun to post the best Grudenisms, so they don't get lost in the JG I-X abyss. Some of which are just too damn funny to let them dissolve.

Whoever coined this one, I apologize for stealing it. I thought it was incredibly appropriate to start this thread with. Come and take full credit for it...you deserve it!!

Grunited States of America

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

ViaGru for Vols with a case of the floppy Dooleys.

 

[VOLCLASSOF2014]

Don't have one for his last name, but I thought Obi Jon Kenobi was one of the better nicknames I've heard.

 

[DocVol]

Jerek Grooley

Too soon?

 

[Jake]

Happy Thanksgruden!!

 

[Panthro]

In UT football history, his hiring date will be known as "Since the Jon of time."

 

[KnoxKid]

"How Grude!" (in Stephanie from Full House voice)

 

[KnoxKid]

Grudunnit

 

[KnoxKid]

If he gets hired, this could be a Grude awakening for the Vols.

Grude, where's my car?

In Grude we trust. (I'm sure this has been done)

Savage Gruden
Gruden State
The Gruden of Eden
Olive Gruden (not as applicable...)

I love puns. I only follow the cliff notes so forgive me if I'm repeating anybody.

 

[TENN MAN 13]

If he gets hired, this could be a Grude awakening for the Vols.

Grude, where's my car?

In Grude we trust. (I'm sure this has been done)

Savage Gruden
Gruden State
The Gruden of Eden
Olive Gruden (not as applicable...)

I love puns. I only follow the cliff notes so forgive me if I'm repeating anybody.

Those are Grude one's. Lol.

 

[zidanefan]

"The Gruders are saved!"

(Fandango reference...)

 

[cjbongoinstructor]

baby you a song you make me wanna roll my window down and Grude

 

[cjbongoinstructor]

Romeo and Gruliet

Roger Grudell

Motley Grue

 

[Jake]

An old sixties psychedelic band:

The Grudeful Dead

 

[bnhunt]

We could change our apparel sponsor to:

J Gru

 

[cjbongoinstructor]

Our new fight song would be the Grutiful people by Marilyn manson

Excuse me can you pass the Grey Grupon

Grey gruse to get you loose

Mtv grue life: I'm addicted to the cliff notes thread

Gruce Pearl

 

[StillStanding]

Accrue the Gru! :dance2:

 

[bnhunt]

Start shopping for UT merchandise at the Grupon Mint

 

[pualsline]

Bama just got Grude up! 45-10

 

[bamacheats]

Little merge action...

http://www.volnation.com/forum/tenn...ion/176953-thread-grudenisms.html#post7600851

 

[Spawn]

GrudenTop

 

[WesternKyVol]

Armagruden! The end of the SEC as we know it.

 

[Volgrad98]

....

 

[Jake]

The past five years at UT have been Grueling!!

But we're all Grude now!

 

[BigOrange15]

baby you a song you make me wanna roll my window down and Grude

Hahaha.