volfan5719
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on texas fan boards, they are upset that usc is being judged against some of the greatest of all college football time.
so here are some of their spoofs.
So far, they have USC blowing out Ceasar's army in Gaul, and edging out the Germans at Normandy. Tommorrow is Pete Carroll against Napolean. Gotta go with Pete on that matchup.
Discovery Channel is going to air a one hour special: USC's offense v. a Great White Shark
you guys got it on the wrong channel, on Sci Fi....they are previewing a match-up of USC and the Jedi Counsel...early oddsmakers have SC as a 7 point favorite....people cant stop talking about Reggie with a light saber
If only USC would have been at the Alamo...
The newest 'CNN Presents' predicts USC mops up al-Qaeda in 2006
The WE Network (Women's Entertainment) is having a special on the love story between Matt Leinart and Nick Lachey this coming weekend.
Last night The Food Network ran a special on USC player's favorite recipes detailing what they nourish their bodies with before they take the field to destroy the lesser mortals that dare step on the field with them.
I just read that USC cracked the Weather Channel's top 5 "Devastating Storms of the 21st Century" list, just between Katrina and the tsunami.
They just reopened the intelligent design case in Pennsylvania. Apparently, when the judge a tape of USC beating Fresno State, he came to the conclusion that some "higher power" must have invented the USC offense, hence the theory of Intelligent Design must be taught in schools, with a special disclaimer attached to evolution textbooks:
"Remember, evolution is only a theory, and can not fully explain the awesomeness of Reggie Bush."
ABC, partner network to ESPN, has announced that they will change their call letters to "USC", beginning on January 1.
LMAO. texas fans have a great sense of humor huh?
so here are some of their spoofs.
So far, they have USC blowing out Ceasar's army in Gaul, and edging out the Germans at Normandy. Tommorrow is Pete Carroll against Napolean. Gotta go with Pete on that matchup.
Discovery Channel is going to air a one hour special: USC's offense v. a Great White Shark
you guys got it on the wrong channel, on Sci Fi....they are previewing a match-up of USC and the Jedi Counsel...early oddsmakers have SC as a 7 point favorite....people cant stop talking about Reggie with a light saber
If only USC would have been at the Alamo...
The newest 'CNN Presents' predicts USC mops up al-Qaeda in 2006
The WE Network (Women's Entertainment) is having a special on the love story between Matt Leinart and Nick Lachey this coming weekend.
Last night The Food Network ran a special on USC player's favorite recipes detailing what they nourish their bodies with before they take the field to destroy the lesser mortals that dare step on the field with them.
I just read that USC cracked the Weather Channel's top 5 "Devastating Storms of the 21st Century" list, just between Katrina and the tsunami.
They just reopened the intelligent design case in Pennsylvania. Apparently, when the judge a tape of USC beating Fresno State, he came to the conclusion that some "higher power" must have invented the USC offense, hence the theory of Intelligent Design must be taught in schools, with a special disclaimer attached to evolution textbooks:
"Remember, evolution is only a theory, and can not fully explain the awesomeness of Reggie Bush."
ABC, partner network to ESPN, has announced that they will change their call letters to "USC", beginning on January 1.
LMAO. texas fans have a great sense of humor huh?
