Hater's Guide to the top-25. Just out, UT NOT INCLUDED

#7
#7
it's HUMOR guys, you DO get that don't you?

Oh well, it's just a few weeks before kickoff and I am stir crazy. i WANT to see some orange jerseys SMASHING into some people and whippin 'de a$$.

GO VOLS.
 
#8
#8
Hit and miss, but I had to share the Michigan State description with the whole family. Nice.

17. Michigan State. Imagine what were to happen if Michigan State were to have a miraculous unbeaten season. Think of what that would do for the state. It could boost the entire area's self-esteem. It could bring in important revenue! That could create jobs and, in turn, help bring the entire state back from economic and social ruin. Are you imagining all those things right now? Good, because they'll never f@@&ing happen because Michigan State blows and the state of Michigan looks like the setting of a Cormac McCarthy novel. It's never gonna get better, and your dad's never going to find work again. Your fault to sticking around America's oven mitt.
 
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#11
#11
Thanks BrianChevy. I enjoyed the read, even if no one else did. People, you have to laugh at college football while you enjoy it. Enjoy what goes on- on the field. Because most of what goes on off the field is not what you want yor kids exposed to.:lolabove:
 
#14
#14
Good stuff. Doubt it'll fly well down in the bible belt, though. This sort of humor is made for a certain demographic.
 
#15
#15
I found most of the SEC jokes to be boring cliches, but I did laugh at the beginning of South Carolina's and at Georgia's entry. It's uh, probably important to note this is most likely NSFW.
 
#16
#16
I think its pretty funny but no reason we would be in their top 25, they are just ripping on the current top 25. No reason anyone should be offended, the article warns you before hand.
 
#17
#17
TreeGreen said:
I found most of the SEC jokes to be boring cliches, but I did laugh at the beginning of South Carolina's and at Georgia's entry. It's uh, probably important to note this is most likely NSFW.
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The rips on Florida and Auburn were pretty hilarious!!
 
#18
#18
Recently, the city of Boise came up with the "Be Idle Free Boise" campaign to stop Boise residents from idling in their cars for too long. Yes, that's right. Turns out that living in Idaho is so unbearable that most of its citizens spend the majority of their time sitting in turned-on cars. You see, the idling engine helps drown out the existential questions in your brain when you live in Boise, questions such as, "Why am I in Boise?"

Best line of the article. Stopped reading after that.
 
#24
#24
TNshadetree said:
Hit and miss, but I had to share the Michigan State description with the whole family. Nice.

17. Michigan State. Imagine what were to happen if Michigan State were to have a miraculous unbeaten season. Think of what that would do for the state. It could boost the entire area's self-esteem. It could bring in important revenue! That could create jobs and, in turn, help bring the entire state back from economic and social ruin. Are you imagining all those things right now? Good, because they'll never f@@&ing happen because Michigan State blows and the state of Michigan looks like the setting of a Cormac McCarthy novel. It's never gonna get better, and your dad's never going to find work again. Your fault to sticking around America's oven mitt.
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I thought the entire article was pretty childish. But his take on the state of michigan was a very solid attempt at being a dooooshbag.

Whoever this guy is, I wish him the worst.
 
#25
#25
I read most of it. Not that funny, whoever wrote it needs to grow up as well as anyone who would find the Notre Dame comment funny, that one was just tasteless...
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