He said / She said

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LadyinOrange

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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?




He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!



He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.



He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.



He said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?

She said . . . A widow.



He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 
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Hey LiO, I don't know where you get it, but you always manage to come up with the best stuff! :rocks:
 
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Hey, send me your email and I'll send you some awesome stuff. My students and peers send me the best stuff in the world. You'd love it.
 
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Women say: I am going to get a job
Men say: No, you will sit at home and eat food/watch TV
 
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Originally posted by U-T@Jun 20, 2005 11:53 AM
Women say: I am going to get a job
Men say: No, you will sit at home and eat food/watch TV
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Yep, that is all we are good for!!!!!! :laugh1:

:shakehead:
 
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Those are great LIO!!!!!!!! I hope you dont mind I took down you email. I always get things like that from people, I'll pass them on to you too!!
 
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Originally posted by LadyinOrange@Jun 20, 2005 2:42 PM
I posted my e-mail for anyone who wanted it. :)
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Make sure President Bush gets it. I need to bend his ear on public school reform.
 
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Originally posted by LadyinOrange@Jun 20, 2005 2:51 PM
Make sure President Bush gets it. I need to bend his ear on public school reform.
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If anyone gets to talk to Bush, please let me know so I can talk to him too.
 
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Originally posted by LadyinOrange@Jun 20, 2005 3:51 PM
Make sure President Bush gets it. I need to bend his ear on public school reform.
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Wouldn't that be awesome...but don't hold your breath.
 

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